Everyday where does the hair come from? I swear he lives in 4 dimensions simultaneously and all his hair from all those dimensions gets teleported here to my apartment.

"How many one-night stands have you had?"

So brace yourself!

When the fan rotates in their direction, that's what they do, roll around like tumbleweeds, like in the song.

The dust bunnies have carried it away, and I can't find it anymore.

Never seen anything like it.

When my boys were growing up, we had both a dog and cats. After I lost Snowy in 2020, I decided not to get another dog. And I'm still happy with that decision, even though I find myself looking through Petfinder from time to time. Definitely no more cats since I'm allergic to them.