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Floyd R. Turbo

(28,885 posts) Thu Aug 29, 2024, 11:38 AM Aug 29

If ever I'm found dead on a jogging trail, be it known that I was murdered

elsewhere and my body dumped there!

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If ever I'm found dead on a jogging trail, be it known that I was murdered (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Aug 29 OP

Yes, that would be a given! niyad Aug 29 #1

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Aug 29 #2

On the other hand, if it's a drinking trail.. Permanut Aug 29 #3

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Aug 29 #6

Would the "elsewhere" True Dough Aug 29 #4

😋 Floyd R. Turbo Aug 29 #7

Ha! Same here. The police may also assume I was murdered Ocelot II Aug 29 #5

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Aug 29 #8

Should we also question RFK Jr about how you got there? Iggo Aug 29 #9

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Aug 30 #11

If ever i'm found dead on a hiking trail... ret5hd Aug 29 #10

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Aug 30 #12

niyad

(119,309 posts)

1. Yes, that would be a given!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Aug 29, 2024, 11:40 AM

Aug 29

Floyd R. Turbo

(28,885 posts)

2. 😁

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Thu Aug 29, 2024, 11:41 AM

Aug 29

Permanut

(6,593 posts)

3. On the other hand, if it's a drinking trail..

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Aug 29, 2024, 11:41 AM

Aug 29

Floyd R. Turbo

(28,885 posts)

6. 😁

Reply to Permanut (Reply #3)

Thu Aug 29, 2024, 08:01 PM

Aug 29

True Dough

(19,958 posts)

4. Would the "elsewhere"

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Aug 29, 2024, 11:45 AM

Aug 29

be a Waffle House at 2 a.m.?

Floyd R. Turbo

(28,885 posts)

7. 😋

Reply to True Dough (Reply #4)

Thu Aug 29, 2024, 08:02 PM

Aug 29

Ocelot II

(120,110 posts)

5. Ha! Same here. The police may also assume I was murdered

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Aug 29, 2024, 11:50 AM

Aug 29

if my body is found in a gym, on a bicycle, or at a Trump rally.

Floyd R. Turbo

(28,885 posts)

8. 🤗

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #5)

Thu Aug 29, 2024, 08:02 PM

Aug 29

Iggo

(48,203 posts)

9. Should we also question RFK Jr about how you got there?

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Aug 29, 2024, 09:51 PM

Aug 29

Floyd R. Turbo

(28,885 posts)

11. 😬

Reply to Iggo (Reply #9)

Fri Aug 30, 2024, 07:31 AM

Aug 30

ret5hd

(21,309 posts)

10. If ever i'm found dead on a hiking trail...

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Aug 29, 2024, 11:35 PM

Aug 29

be it known it was my own damn fault, i died happy, and just scooch my body over and leave it for the bears or mountain lions.

Floyd R. Turbo

(28,885 posts)

12. 😁

Reply to ret5hd (Reply #10)

Fri Aug 30, 2024, 07:31 AM

Aug 30

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