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A friend of mine told me the first rule of being a bouncer: (Original Post) Ptah Sep 3 OP
Nah. 4" heels and strong nails! niyad Sep 3 #1
these shoes were made for walking . AllaN01Bear Sep 3 #9
Indeed they are! niyad Sep 3 #10
hint , song. AllaN01Bear Sep 3 #11
A psychiatrist once told me that doctors of his specialty deviated from RockRaven Sep 3 #2
First rule of being an emt -- don't wear your stethoscope around your neck like the idiots on tv unblock Sep 3 #3
Keep an arms length bottomofthehill Sep 3 #4
It's why Navy shore patrol doesn't wear neckerchiefs. cloudbase Sep 3 #5
I thought it was "Be nice"... Wounded Bear Sep 3 #6
That Was The Third Rule, Wasn't It ProfessorGAC Sep 3 #8
A friend of mine Marthe48 Sep 3 #7

RockRaven

(15,897 posts)
2. A psychiatrist once told me that doctors of his specialty deviated from
Tue Sep 3, 2024, 12:32 AM
Sep 3

the (then) general trend of males wearing neckties because "If my patients decide to choke me, I'm not going to provide a noose for them"

unblock

(53,877 posts)
3. First rule of being an emt -- don't wear your stethoscope around your neck like the idiots on tv
Tue Sep 3, 2024, 12:48 AM
Sep 3

It bothers me to see doctors do this but I suppose in a hospital or doctor's office setting you feel safer.

But out in the field, that's a completely unnecessary risk.

bottomofthehill

(8,624 posts)
4. Keep an arms length
Tue Sep 3, 2024, 02:33 AM
Sep 3

You should be sober, they should not be. Your decision making and reaction time should be much better than The clientele.

ProfessorGAC

(68,359 posts)
8. That Was The Third Rule, Wasn't It
Tue Sep 3, 2024, 06:00 PM
Sep 3

I thought rule 1 was 'take it outside; never start anything in the bar".
Wasn't #2, "expect the unexpected"?

Marthe48

(18,359 posts)
7. A friend of mine
Tue Sep 3, 2024, 02:26 PM
Sep 3

Tried to get into a bar without a necktie, and the bouncer refused to let him in. My friend went back to his car and wrapped his battery cable around his neck, return to the entrance.
The bouncer looked him up and down, then said, "I'll let you in. But don't try to start anything."

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