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niyad

(119,309 posts) Thu Sep 5, 2024, 08:46 AM Sep 5

The Daily Bich: "I put my symptoms into WebMD, and it turned out that

all I need is whiskey."

*Both a noun, and a verb, depending on usage.

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The Daily Bi*ch*: "I put my symptoms into WebMD, and it turned out that (Original Post) niyad Sep 5 OP

Symptoms: stress and anxiety. Aristus Sep 5 #1

A whole 36 hours away, but I will take your recommended treatment!!! niyad Sep 5 #2

It's MY favorite treatment, that's for sure. Aristus Sep 5 #3

YES!!! niyad Sep 5 #4

I understand WebMD is sponsored by the Scottish Government. No matter what I put in for symptoms, it comes Wonder Why Sep 5 #5

achhhh, now that makes sense! niyad Sep 5 #6

I'll drink to that! 🥃🥃 Floyd R. Turbo Sep 5 #7

I knew that I could count on you. niyad Sep 5 #8

Your servant! Floyd R. Turbo Sep 5 #9

And you may take the rest of the day off with my thanks. niyad Sep 5 #10

I'll be at the pub! Floyd R. Turbo Sep 5 #11

Aristus

(68,173 posts)

1. Symptoms: stress and anxiety.

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Thu Sep 5, 2024, 09:16 AM

Sep 5

Treatment (Fridays and Saturdays only) : Lagavulin, Glenlivet, or Woodinville. Neat.

niyad

(119,309 posts)

2. A whole 36 hours away, but I will take your recommended treatment!!!

Reply to Aristus (Reply #1)

Thu Sep 5, 2024, 09:18 AM

Sep 5

Aristus

(68,173 posts)

3. It's MY favorite treatment, that's for sure.

Reply to niyad (Reply #2)

Thu Sep 5, 2024, 09:19 AM

Sep 5

See you then!

niyad

(119,309 posts)

4. YES!!!

Reply to Aristus (Reply #3)

Thu Sep 5, 2024, 09:24 AM

Sep 5

Wonder Why

(4,565 posts)

5. I understand WebMD is sponsored by the Scottish Government. No matter what I put in for symptoms, it comes

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Thu Sep 5, 2024, 11:00 AM

Sep 5

out whiskey. They even said that if you get a bad case of Covid, use Paxlovid or whiskey. The first will help you live and the second will ease the transition to the other state of being.

niyad

(119,309 posts)

6. achhhh, now that makes sense!

Reply to Wonder Why (Reply #5)

Thu Sep 5, 2024, 11:09 AM

Sep 5

Floyd R. Turbo

(28,885 posts)

7. I'll drink to that! 🥃🥃

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Thu Sep 5, 2024, 11:54 AM

Sep 5

niyad

(119,309 posts)

8. I knew that I could count on you.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #7)

Thu Sep 5, 2024, 11:59 AM

Sep 5

Floyd R. Turbo

(28,885 posts)

9. Your servant!

Reply to niyad (Reply #8)

Thu Sep 5, 2024, 12:00 PM

Sep 5

niyad

(119,309 posts)

10. And you may take the rest of the day off with my thanks.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #9)

Thu Sep 5, 2024, 12:03 PM

Sep 5

Floyd R. Turbo

(28,885 posts)

11. I'll be at the pub!

Reply to niyad (Reply #10)

Thu Sep 5, 2024, 12:04 PM

Sep 5

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