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I'm having a Multiple Orgasm. Anyone else want one? (Original Post) Aristus Sep 7 OP
Holy Hell... FalloutShelter Sep 7 #1
It's excellent. Aristus Sep 7 #2
LOL FalloutShelter Sep 7 #5
I'll have what he's having. Midnight Writer Sep 7 #3
Enjoy! Aristus Sep 7 #4
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHA Love you title. debm55 Sep 7 #6
There's also a cocktail called Sex On The Beach. Aristus Sep 7 #8
If it's something J.D. Vance would ban Mme. Defarge Sep 7 #7
I'm not saying it won't lead to children, but... Aristus Sep 7 #11
I'll settle for a single BWdem4life Sep 7 #9
Like any other kind of cocktail, if it's done right, one is enough. Aristus Sep 7 #12
Yeah, that would knock me out! LeftInTX Sep 8 #31
Anything that strong wont produce that reaction... getagrip_already Sep 7 #10
As Shakespeare said about alcohol: Aristus Sep 7 #13
I am going to get in trouble for this but bottomofthehill Sep 7 #14
I made them with Tia Maria bottomofthehill Sep 7 #15
Actually Tia Maria is Spanish for Aunt Mary LeftInTX Sep 8 #32
That makes it even funnier. bottomofthehill Sep 8 #33
Tia Maria has an interesting history: It was orginally Jamaican. LeftInTX Sep 8 #38
I hope the clean up True Dough Sep 7 #16
... Aristus Sep 7 #19
Sounds like an eclectic potion wendyb-NC Sep 7 #17
It is... Aristus Sep 7 #20
TMI!!! 2naSalit Sep 7 #18
I wonder what a Multiple Orgasm enhanced with an hallucinogenic would be like. Aristus Sep 7 #21
I think... 2naSalit Sep 7 #22
I've never taken an hallucinogen before, but I've heard the experience Aristus Sep 7 #23
I have... 2naSalit Sep 7 #24
The only times I get high or really out of my mind drunk, Aristus Sep 7 #25
I would probably pass out before any other sensation kicked in Zambero Sep 8 #26
Which is why I never drink on work nights. Aristus Sep 8 #27
You'll be sorry. speak easy Sep 8 #28
Make mine a double, please! niyad Sep 8 #29
There's never a bad time for a Multiple Orgasm. Aristus Sep 8 #37
The first three liqueurs (no tequila) are used to make a B-54 cocktail. TexasTowelie Sep 8 #30
Once a king, always a king, but once a knight is enough... Wounded Bear Sep 8 #34
Well, the cocktail does make a convincing case for the Aristus Sep 8 #35
I'll have what John Belushi had. Mr.Bill Sep 8 #36
I gave it up last October. Same deal. I was in hospital for a week with gastro-intestinal issues. Midnight Writer Sep 8 #39
My injury was a little more serious, but not totally related to drinking. Mr.Bill Sep 8 #40
As a bonus, my gut went away. I now have a flat stomach. Midnight Writer Sep 8 #41
I was with you until the tequila. LudwigPastorius Sep 8 #42

Aristus

(67,591 posts)
11. I'm not saying it won't lead to children, but...
Sat Sep 7, 2024, 10:14 PM
Sep 7

you only live once.

This is shaping up to be an enjoyable Saturday night!



Voilà pour toi!…

Aristus

(67,591 posts)
13. As Shakespeare said about alcohol:
Sat Sep 7, 2024, 10:16 PM
Sep 7

“Desire, it both provokes and unprovokes. It provokes the desire, but takes away the performance.”

bottomofthehill

(8,624 posts)
15. I made them with Tia Maria
Sat Sep 7, 2024, 10:32 PM
Sep 7

And we called it a nutty Irishman with an Italian on top. It was the 80’s and 90’s. There were Black Russians, SLO and comfortable screws against the wall, sex on the beach, White Russians, car bombs, orgasms, screaming orgasms, the dirty sanchez, Scarlett’s O’Haras, dirty bananas the list goes on.

bottomofthehill

(8,624 posts)
33. That makes it even funnier.
Sun Sep 8, 2024, 03:29 AM
Sep 8

A nutty Irishman with Aunt Mary on top. I don’t know why we decided it was Italian, maybe it said product of Italy in the bottle. It was like a thin Kahlua.

LeftInTX

(28,997 posts)
38. Tia Maria has an interesting history: It was orginally Jamaican.
Sun Sep 8, 2024, 11:14 AM
Sep 8

Tia Maria was originally made in Jamaica, the historical fable of its origins dates it to the 17th century. A young Spanish girl was forced to flee Jamaica, and the family plantation during a conflict. She was accompanied by a sole female servant who carried a bit of jewelry and the recipe for the family liqueur. In honor of the woman's help, the girl named the liqueur "Tia Maria" (tía is Spanish for "aunt".), her name for the woman who had helped save her life.

They spent days trying to come up with a name, until Cargill recounted the story of trying to get his aunt's original recipe and Joseph MacNulty said, "I know exactly what we'll call that damn liqueur. Aunt Mary – Tia Maria."[1]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tia_Maria#:~:text=Control%20of%20the%20Tia%20Maria,of%20rival%20firm%20Allied%2DDomecq.

(I'm sure the story is true..LOL)

I would think the liqueurs would by overpowered by tequila. I think rum would make a smoother drink. But what do I know? I don't drink!

Aristus

(67,591 posts)
23. I've never taken an hallucinogen before, but I've heard the experience
Sat Sep 7, 2024, 11:21 PM
Sep 7

is not always……pleasant……

2naSalit

(90,749 posts)
24. I have...
Sat Sep 7, 2024, 11:36 PM
Sep 7

And it's true, there is such a thing as a bad trip. I only had one because I somehow got unintentionally dosed and had to spend my might at home trying to act straight, it was tough because I had to spend most of it in my room.

Aristus

(67,591 posts)
25. The only times I get high or really out of my mind drunk,
Sat Sep 7, 2024, 11:43 PM
Sep 7

Is when I am home alone with the house to myself. Nobody gets hurt, nobody gets embarrassed, etc.

The Japanese think this is an effective way to purge evil spirits.

Zambero

(9,421 posts)
26. I would probably pass out before any other sensation kicked in
Sun Sep 8, 2024, 12:05 AM
Sep 8

Having said that, I think it's worth a try, as long as nothing is scheduled for the following morning!

Aristus

(67,591 posts)
27. Which is why I never drink on work nights.
Sun Sep 8, 2024, 12:10 AM
Sep 8

Nothing kills a buzz like knowing you have to get up in the morning and lurch back to the rat race.

niyad

(117,943 posts)
29. Make mine a double, please!
Sun Sep 8, 2024, 12:33 AM
Sep 8

Seriousky though, can we hold mine until tomorrow? I just came back from a tasting if South African wines.

TexasTowelie

(115,156 posts)
30. The first three liqueurs (no tequila) are used to make a B-54 cocktail.
Sun Sep 8, 2024, 01:24 AM
Sep 8

Pour Kahlua, then Irish Cream, and the amaretto in three distinct layers. Ignite the amaretto, drink with a straw from the bottom to get the amaretto vapors.

BTW, the football team from Southwestern will be playing in your neighborhood next week against the University of Puget Sound. Unfortunately, Birmingham-Southern which is in our conference closed this past spring due to financial reasons which left the other schools scrambling to fill out their schedules. The good news is that we won tonight 24-20 even though we were picked near the bottom of the SAA while the opponent, McMurry in Abilene, was picked to win the reconstituted SCAC. The last time the SCAC had football was in 2016 when Southwestern won the conference the fourth year after our football program took a 63 year hiatus.

Mr.Bill

(24,588 posts)
36. I'll have what John Belushi had.
Sun Sep 8, 2024, 10:44 AM
Sep 8

Just not quite so much.

Seriously, I gave up drinking in May. They won't let you drink in the hospital. I feel surprisingly good. I also lost 25 lbs. Enjoy it while you can, my friend. You are doing it right. I wasn't.

Midnight Writer

(22,641 posts)
39. I gave it up last October. Same deal. I was in hospital for a week with gastro-intestinal issues.
Sun Sep 8, 2024, 03:05 PM
Sep 8

When I got out, I wondered if my drinking was exasperating my health issues. So, I quit.

I have lost 20 pounds, seem to have settled into a comfortable 23 BMI, and I generally feel great.

Surprisingly, since I was a pretty heavy drinker, I don't miss it at all.

Mr.Bill

(24,588 posts)
40. My injury was a little more serious, but not totally related to drinking.
Sun Sep 8, 2024, 03:44 PM
Sep 8

I was at a party at my grandson's house and suddenly got real dizzy. When I fell, I took the full impact on concrete with my left forehead. (which I don't remember at all.) I had a mild seizure for about one minute then people had to hold me down until EMTs arrived.

They scooped me up and took me to the nearest hospital where they ran a few tests and found a fractured orbital and a brain bleed. The tests were done in less than an hour. The hospital said they recomended a nearby rehab facility facility in the same nedical corporate system about 20 miles away. I have no recollection of this and the following week. The bill at the first hospital was $23,000 for less than one hour. I can only imagine what the bill was at the next hospital for about 20 days. I haven't seen it yet. Thanks to Medicare, I paid nothing.

To make a long story not so long, I am now fully recovered and better than I ever was. My blood pressure is back to normal after ten years on medication which I am now off of. I now weigh 155-160 instead of 175-180. I'm only 5' 4". My moderate stutter I have struggled with all of my 71 years has miraculously vanished. My persistent heartburn is gone. I am down to one prescription pill after coming home from the hospital on over ten of them. A recent CT scan showed my brain bleed was gone.

The irony was when the accident happened I wasn't drinking and had not for over 24 hours. I always thought I didn't have a drinking problem as long as I could quit for a day or two without any symptoms. I was wrong. I was drinking 1.75 liters of Jim Beam Bourbon on the rocks per week, and had been doing so for over ten years. I never drove when drunk and only drank at home. Like you, I don't miss it at all. My wife, a non-drinker, is much happier than I am.

Midnight Writer

(22,641 posts)
41. As a bonus, my gut went away. I now have a flat stomach.
Sun Sep 8, 2024, 03:56 PM
Sep 8

I can, in the right light and with tremendous "flexing", kind of sort of see remnants of my old abs.

Makes me wonder if I can get my old "six-pack" back, which I haven't seen in 30 years.

Hard to do in my seventies, but the fact that I am even considering working towards a goal like that shows how I have changed.

I should have done this decades ago. Like you, I never considered drinking to be a problem (always made it to work) but looking back I see that I would be much better off today if I had quit earlier.

LudwigPastorius

(10,276 posts)
42. I was with you until the tequila.
Sun Sep 8, 2024, 11:21 PM
Sep 8

I like tequila, but can't see it occupying the same glass as Irish Cream or Kahlua.

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