You could then say, “I don’t see myself going into work today”

Apparently there are four of them every year, but I want to make it weekly.

Tune out of everything. Appreciate silence.

Just one day a year, that’s all I ask.

To be flexibly determined on the calendar by individual preference. Pose and position.

Not for any religious reason. I just think we need to bring back more feast days.

International Talk Like a Pirate Day is a parodic holiday created in 1995 by John Baur and Mark Summers of Albany, Oregon,[1] who proclaimed September 19 each year as the day when everyone in the world should talk like a pirate (that is, in English with a stereotypical West Country accent).[2] It has since been adopted by the Pastafarianism movement.[3]

Greet people with a smile and say hello to folks you meet, even if you don't know who they are...especially if you don't know who you are.

Alternate: National be Civil day: Try to be nice, OK?

People could spend the day with their pets. We could have a service day for shelters where people would help animals be adopted, spend the day with animals, etc. We could clean up the environment for the wild animals. I know we have Earth Day, but I think we should have a day just for the animals where they are the focus.

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with National Erection Day.



ACK! I meant Election Day!

I would have edited earlier but something came up.

Everyone gets to hear “Lost in the Supermarket” by the Clash played on a loop in every supermarket.

ReThugs need not apply!

Evening of April 30 through evening of May 1

I guess that might have to be with greater frequency

Should be mandatory for everyone.

...in Madison WI -

https://wisconsinbikefed.org/events/world-naked-bike-ride/

Credit to A lfred E. Neuman.

Artists, Sculptors, Musicians, Singers, Writers, Poets, Actors, Directors, Cinematogrphers Photographers, Dancers etc


Now I have come up w a funny one