With the one that started with 'Hi Lillian,'

Thanks!

I was giggling too loudly, disturbing my hubby sleep:
"so if you're going to laugh like that, read the jokes to me too."

(He hasn't seen the deer yet.)



Thanks for these: we enjoyed them!!

🤗

who got sick and tired of answering his phone only to hear an outraged female voice at the other end demanding "WHO IS THIS?"

One day I overheard him say "I'm god, you must be Mary, let's #)(*)."

Yeah, soda went out my nose for that one.

I'm amazed that Batman hangs out on a lot of phones.

How come this never happens to me? Then again, I never even look at texts that come from unknown numbers. Looks like I'm missing out!

GUFFAW

Usually he'd just hold a lighter behind his butt and fart and there would be a little flame sometimes. One time he laid back on the couch with his legs up and lit one off. It was a good one, looked like a mini napalm strike rumbling up his crotch in a blue flame. The gas was trapped between his skin and jeans and the flame followed the gas. That was 45yrs ago and we're still friends and that is still funny.