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LuckyCharms

(18,963 posts) Mon Sep 30, 2024, 06:43 PM Sep 30

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A married couple are chatting at dinner.

Wife: hey, if ever something ever happened to me and death did us part, do you think you would get married again?

Husband: honestly hon, I don't know

Wife: If you did re-marry, would you two live in the same house as we do?

Husband: yeah, I love this house. I don't see any reason to go through the trouble of moving out

Wife: would you two sleep in the same bed as us?

Husband: I think so. We have a really comfortable bed, I don't see a reason to get a new one

Wife: would you two eat off the same dishes as us?

Husband: yeah, I love these dishes. They're beautiful and easy to clean, I don't need a new set of dishes

Wife: would you two use the same golf clubs?

Husband: no, she's a lefty

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A married couple are chatting at dinner. (Original Post) LuckyCharms Sep 30 OP

I doubt this is the end of the story. OAITW r.2.0 Sep 30 #1

It could be the end of his story. StarryNite Sep 30 #5

Oops! Did I say that? Wounded Bear Sep 30 #2

I think he True Dough Sep 30 #3

sad WhiteTara Sep 30 #4

Could it be a joke? Ptah Sep 30 #7

He needs a marital mulligan (n/t) PJMcK Sep 30 #6

OAITW r.2.0

(28,361 posts)

1. I doubt this is the end of the story.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Mon Sep 30, 2024, 06:45 PM

Sep 30

Stayed tuned for LC updates on this subject.

StarryNite

(10,821 posts)

5. It could be the end of his story.

Reply to OAITW r.2.0 (Reply #1)

Mon Sep 30, 2024, 09:08 PM

Sep 30

Wounded Bear

(60,681 posts)

2. Oops! Did I say that?

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Mon Sep 30, 2024, 07:16 PM

Sep 30

True Dough

(20,244 posts)

3. I think he

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Mon Sep 30, 2024, 08:02 PM

Sep 30

let the cat out of the golf bag!

WhiteTara

(30,155 posts)

4. sad

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Mon Sep 30, 2024, 08:09 PM

Sep 30

Especially if that what marriage is. Time to move on, Ma'am. New dishes, house and man need to be on your future plans,

Ptah

(33,492 posts)

7. Could it be a joke?

Reply to WhiteTara (Reply #4)

Mon Sep 30, 2024, 09:41 PM

Sep 30

PJMcK

(22,883 posts)

6. He needs a marital mulligan (n/t)

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Mon Sep 30, 2024, 09:13 PM

Sep 30

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