not even the over pour

She'd be over my shoulder with her head in the bag and I'd be swerving like a drunk person.

And, I'm not fibbing.
First, I can't remember the last time I bought cookies.
Then, with chips I might do it, but I only live a minute & a half from the supermarket. So, it's just as easy to wait.
If I had a linger drive, I just might break into them, though.
I will admit, however, fries & onion rings never get home untouched.

That's one of the scary pieces of AI -- the AI lie.

you're supposed to wait until you get home? I even have mini scissors in my car for the hard-to-open stuff