I'm in the ER for the second time in 3 weeks, and they're going to admit me today.
I have a bad infection and I'm pretty high on morphine.
Not sure how long I'll be here, but I may not be posting for a bit.
So you all behave yourselves.
If I croak, you are all in my will for 2 dollars each, until my entire estate of $32 is exhausted.
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As a doctor once told me, hospitals are terrrible places to recover from an illness. This is a true story. 
It's hard to realize that it's been that long. I'd lurked since February, but only had a computer at work and they didn't take nicely to my idea of using the internet during business hours. Finally bought one with my Christmas bonus that year. 
We'll behave and you'll get better, or else! 
Praying for you.
You probably just need one of these:
GET WELL SOON, BUDDY!!!
First of all, I'm sorry to hear that you have another infection. However, It's about time that you're admitted to the E.R.
Please know that you are loved here and we need you back safe, healthy and happy lickety-split!
I gotta guy! You gotta guy!! 2 dollllllllllllllllllllllllllllarrrr!!
Seriously, I hope you don't croak. Please take care of yourself. Slip that two bucks in your nurses pocket. She deserves it more than I do.
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We are all here pulling for you. Please DO keep us posted, and please get well soon.
but like all of the rest of the awesome duers- get better soon!
JK, unless the morphine lets you believe it. 
Get better! Get back! We're here waiting!
So you'd better be back soon! The world is too hard to take without our LuckyCharms.
Seriously, I wish you healing, good health and happiness, LC. Have a good rest and recovery.
I checked through the DU rules, and I didn't find anything that said you are allowed to get sick and be away from here for any length of time.
However, because it's you, and ONLY because it's you, we will let it slide this one time.
The rules do say that you have to get better as soon as is humanly possible, and it cited the number one reason why:
1. We all love and need you very much.
I highly suggest you follow the rules, or the MIRT team will be after you. 
Come home soon!
Let the Hospital staff take good care of you, we will be here when you return!!
Someone posted here "croaking" is for frogs!!!!
Just get better.
Sending all best wishes, it will not be the same around here with you out of commission, Lucky!!
Feel better quick like a bunny, old chum!!!
How are you suppose to get plenty of rest if the guy next to you is snoring like a drunk polar bear? Jeez!
I'm glad to hear that you still have your sense of humor and charm! I bet those nurses love you.
Get well soon!!!!
today and you'll either have the room to yourself, or better company in that hospital bed.
Some foam ear plugs. Seriously. They help.
And you need to rest so you can heal!
Tell them littlemissmartypants said so. 😉
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Not so fun fact...suicide rates are on the rise for lady doctors and higher than their male colleagues.
You may have saved a life.
Sorry to hear you're unwell and REALLY hope you get better soon!
I don't want to see you dragged down by the stone 
At least there's morphine though.
