Could you be any more handsome???

The annual visits would be more fun.

I’m the fun medical provider. Always have a lot of jokes ready.

I’m on the table, all prepped for my vasectomy, and he says, completely deadpan, “you know, I’ve always wanted to try one of these.”

I knew my urologist had a sense of humor so when he told me I’d feel a slight stick, I said “well at least you didn’t say a small prick”. He paused the procedure to laugh.

When I’m washing my hands prior to doing an exam of any kind, I turn toward the patient and say: “I washed my hands yesterday, but you can’t be too careful, right?”

Another is when I’m doing some kind of invasive procedure. I’ll administer the local anesthetic, then tell the patient: “Now we just need to get Tiny and Crusher in here to hold you down and muffle your screams.”

If your visit goes well, we can crack them together. 🥂

"My name is Steven, doctor..."

"No, I'm Bob."