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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsLet's start Halloween joke thread. Post the question and answer. You may use Google
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? a sax-a-bone
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Let's start Halloween joke thread. Post the question and answer. You may use Google (Original Post)
debm55
Oct 2024
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Dave Bowman
(4,539 posts)1. What do dyslexic zombies eat?
Brians
debm55
(42,304 posts)3. Thank you, Dave Bowman.
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Shermann
(8,817 posts)2. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
debm55
(42,304 posts)4. Thank you Shermann
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debm55
(42,304 posts)5. Who do ghosts buy cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
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