For example I called the urology clinic the other day, and they said "Can you hold?"

I went to the hospital with back pain (I’m a septuagenarian). I saw a lot of medical types. A young nurse said matter of factly, I have to give you two shots in the backside. Please turn around and lower your pants just a bit. I won’t look. I said, you are gonna poke me with two sharp objects and you’re not gonna look. She said I’m a sharpshooter. I thought it was time for me to quit. However whatever they did worked. God Bless those who work in health care.

I see your first vote was for Nixon in 68. My first was by mail from boot camp in 72. Sadly, I committed a youthful indiscretion and voted for dick as well. I remember the slogan - Don’t change Dicks in the middle of a screw vote for Nixon in 72.

Yes Medical jokes are treasures.

I’m married and have been so for more than a half a century. Hmmmmm. But incredibly happily so. She’s been spoiling me rotten for no apparent reason since Nixon resigned.