Night time, on my front porch, fell while dancing with my friend's future wife.

She was very helpful though.

She laughed so hard that she ran into my front yard and puked.

Meanwhile, I thought I was going to bleed to death.

Good friends are priceless.

But they did get me to the ER...

within. scars or no scars.

Do you have more hair on your head than I have on my butt, or less?

Please post a pic, like I did.

I'm not sure if my head is hairier than your butt, however, I do know that usually, my head is up my ass.

I hope this answers your question.

Thank you.

So I guess I won’t be able to post it. But I can tell you’re a beautiful person by the sincerity of your answers, so I’m voting for your… um… thing.

Oh, never mind. You have a face like a painter's radio.

name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit!

Peace be with you, Lucky!

Long as I keep my eyes shut! Or avert my gaze.

I, on the other hand, have been told that I have the perfect face for radio.

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