Bedroom later.

once they change back again in the spring.

More work to do.

Save yourself from broken bones.

I'm lucky if I can get my hands out in front of me so I don't land on my face!

The fall is easily done

Keeps me mentally sharp trying to guess what time it really is!

I'm not sure what year it is.

Slipped on a plastic tarp that was covered with paint stripper and mineral spirits.

Face down, couldn't move for awhile.

I'm waiting for the big one. It's going to happen...it's inevitable.

Damn.

but not the WORST, unfortunately.

I hit the ground like a bag of concrete.

I broke my ankle in a bizarre Christmas present wrapping accident a few years ago.

The wrapping paper was rolled out on the carpet so I could put the box on it and cut it to size. As I stepped over the paper my foot caught the corner of it which slid out from under me. In order to avoid doing the splits and cracking my pelvis like a Thanksgiving wishbone I shifted my weight to one leg which crumpled under me and SNICK went the ankle.

I can now use it to predict the arrival of cold fronts.

(If 80% of falls happen at home, have you considered moving?)