They asked me what I wanted on it, and I said "everything".

I didn't know that meant 65 pounds of "everything".

The sub knew it was toast.

That's good. I don't know how to pun. I was never learned in that particular area of humor! I mean...taught. Learned? Taught? What I mean is, I'm not knowing how to pun. That's what I'm trying to say. I think.

It's currently a challenge to type but I'll teach you how to have fun with puns sometime soon.

These are coming your way next!

But I'm from Brooklyn. We are serious about our bread.

Not only do they heap on the meat and veggies, they top them with slaw and french fries.

-- Mal

They come in two sizes, too. As if the normal wasn't stacked enough, you can get a double. Only about ten bucks, too.

-- Mal

*Google Maps is your friend. 😄👍

Problem solved.