The manager at a chain Hardware store wouldn't give me his house keys.

So I’ve been waiting two weeks for replacement stove.

Was told it would arrive beginning November it did not was told last week then this week nothing so i stopped around to inquire.

Was told sir your new oven stove is in Nashville and will have it to you by end of this coming week.

I mentioned i was told its gonna arrive last two weeks.
I received some answer about logistics and blah blah.
Look man I said just give me your house key he looked perplexed.

I said dude I’m trying to make a chili this weekend and i need burners to do meat.
And I can pull off a decent crockpot chili yet I’m fed up cooking out slow cooker.

So just give me your house key or better yet go cut me spare key to your house and I’ll stop around and use your stove to cook the chili.

Fucker refused to give me his key so I’m calling customer service Monday to complain that store manager would not help out a customer.