along with a large oil painting of an Atlantic puffin. My refrigerator magnets are realistic plastic insects. My cat has a little cat-sized fainting couch.

Fridge magnet AND dish towel.




Cats are often drama queens, a fainting couch seems right.

1) Lemon eats tooth enamel.

2) Make a peppermint spray. One part peppermint essential oil to eight parts isopropyl alcohol. Spray away. Everything now smells minty good. It's great for keeping insects away.

My weirdness is responding to non-serious posts with actual answers.

and 2) since I live in a rural area I would rather them not break my door/window if they are going to steal from me.

Apparently this is weird.

PS: 23 years in a small town of 3000 people and now 6 years on rural acreage and never had anything stolen from either my vehicles, homes or outbuildings. Last time I had an issue was in the 90's in the SF bay area where I am from originally. Car broken into 3 times in 4 years .......

tissue ghosts for Halloween and hanging them on the tree for 20 years. Some fall off, and they add more. Over the years they've added some bats and Christmas angels, an elf, a few Santas and a snowman. The youngest are now in college. The oldest is in his 40s. They still come for the Halloween party, and make ghosts to add to the sparse spots.

It stays up all year. It's one of my favorite things.

Having some form of candy for breakfast is practically de rigueur.

Twizzlers just sounded.....weird

Twizzlers IS more of a dog's name. . . Or maybe a ferret?

one of my favorites is
my only regret in letting my five year old friend decorate my car with a crayon
is that her drawing didn't show up better

I guess my weirdness is I pay attention to the reality around me and I consider the consequences for my actions.

That makes me super weird in today's society.

They may mark you as out of the ordinary and your response may indicate that you don't embrace whimsy, but I would not label you as weird.

Weird is Al.

Strange is Doors.

I habitually talk to myself. It's a way that I get organized and to take steps to get chores done. It's most likely a soothing mechanism that I have as well.


When I receive paper money, I smooth it all out and the larger denominations bills go on the bottom and the smaller denominations go on top and all in order...(20's, 10's 5's, 1's) They have to face the same way too.


I'll say movie or television quotes randomly in conversations.

. . . I find that satisfying as well. It may spring from my experience in retail. We couldn't always keep the merchandise on the floor in its proper place, but the cash register was neat and orderly. Were you similarly trained?