A few little laughs because we all could probably use some.

First - There was an ad for an internet game. The announcer was obviously supposed to say it will help you unwind(as in relax) instead he says, "it will help you un-wind" (the natural phenomenon). Correct pronunciation is apparently not a requirement for the job.🙊 He was stinky at it!

Then on the local Facebook someone posted "getting slushy here," to which a smart ass replies, "by yourself or with a friend?" The OP answers back, "I meant the roads not me."