The Magician and the Parrot

A magician gets himself a parrot for his act.

After a couple weeks of performing with the magician the parrot begins to heckle the magician during his shows, saying things like, “It’s under his hat, it’s up his sleeve, his assistant has it.”

The magician is performing on a cruise ship when the ship sinks. The magician wakes up on a piece of driftwood with the parrot standing on the opposite end.

The parrot and the magician spend 2 days floating at sea without saying a word.

Finally the parrot says, “Alright, I give up. Where’s the boat?”