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LuckyCharms

(19,734 posts) Mon Dec 30, 2024, 07:03 PM Dec 30

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A snail walked into a bar.

Snail says: Can I get a whiskey and coke?

Bartender says: I'm sorry, but we don't serve snails.

The bartender took the snail and threw him out the door.

3 months later, the snail comes in again and says:

Why the fuck did you do that?!

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A snail walked into a bar. (Original Post) LuckyCharms Dec 30 OP

This was a True Dough Dec 30 #1

Snails have to project courage and fearlessness LuckyCharms Dec 30 #2

I didn't know True Dough Dec 30 #9

That's funny 😁👍 thank you TommieMommy Dec 30 #3

You're welcome, TommieMommy! LuckyCharms Dec 30 #4

More roscoeroscoe Dec 30 #5

Snort, snort Niagara Dec 30 #6

It took me a bit to figure it out, and then Wham! The joke hit me. Ha ha heh!! SWBTATTReg Dec 30 #7

Could you let the rest of us know? CTyankee Dec 30 #10

Well, you know how slow snails are, in traveling, etc., and the hitch here is that they are the same way in thinking, SWBTATTReg Dec 31 #12

OK, thank you. It's a cute joke but speaking of slow things....my mind... CTyankee Dec 31 #13

I know the feeling, ha ha heh. Be safe out there. They're expecting us here in STLMO to get a lot of snow! SWBTATTReg Jan 3 #14

Thank you UpInArms Dec 30 #8

Great joke... lapucelle Dec 30 #11

True Dough

(22,164 posts)

1. This was a

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Mon Dec 30, 2024, 07:05 PM

Dec 30

really foul-mouthed snail. I bet if you look into his criminal history, there's probably some offenses on his rap sheet.

Keep your distance from snails like that, Lucky. They're bad news.

LuckyCharms

(19,734 posts)

2. Snails have to project courage and fearlessness

Reply to True Dough (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 30, 2024, 07:09 PM

Dec 30

since they can't fight because they're so slow, so they have to use verbal intimidation, and that includes rough language.

True Dough

(22,164 posts)

9. I didn't know

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 30, 2024, 08:50 PM

Dec 30

you were an enabler. Brash and cursing like a sailor is no way to go through life, no matter how slow! They ought to be the strong, quiet type, IMO.

TommieMommy

(1,648 posts)

3. That's funny 😁👍 thank you

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Mon Dec 30, 2024, 07:09 PM

Dec 30

LuckyCharms

(19,734 posts)

4. You're welcome, TommieMommy!

Reply to TommieMommy (Reply #3)

Mon Dec 30, 2024, 07:10 PM

Dec 30

roscoeroscoe

(1,696 posts)

5. More

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Mon Dec 30, 2024, 07:11 PM

Dec 30

More!

Niagara

(10,299 posts)

6. Snort, snort

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Mon Dec 30, 2024, 07:14 PM

Dec 30

SWBTATTReg

(24,961 posts)

7. It took me a bit to figure it out, and then Wham! The joke hit me. Ha ha heh!!

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Mon Dec 30, 2024, 07:35 PM

Dec 30

CTyankee

(65,820 posts)

10. Could you let the rest of us know?

Reply to SWBTATTReg (Reply #7)

Mon Dec 30, 2024, 09:23 PM

Dec 30

I'm stupid tonight.

SWBTATTReg

(24,961 posts)

12. Well, you know how slow snails are, in traveling, etc., and the hitch here is that they are the same way in thinking,

Reply to CTyankee (Reply #10)

Tue Dec 31, 2024, 03:59 PM

Dec 31

slow too, in drinking, etc., hence the delayed reaction to being thrown out, 3 months later...

I know, I know, corny but still funny to me.

CTyankee

(65,820 posts)

13. OK, thank you. It's a cute joke but speaking of slow things....my mind...

Reply to SWBTATTReg (Reply #12)

Tue Dec 31, 2024, 09:37 PM

Dec 31

SWBTATTReg

(24,961 posts)

14. I know the feeling, ha ha heh. Be safe out there. They're expecting us here in STLMO to get a lot of snow!

Reply to CTyankee (Reply #13)

Fri Jan 3, 2025, 05:13 PM

Jan 3

UpInArms

(52,275 posts)

8. Thank you

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Mon Dec 30, 2024, 07:58 PM

Dec 30

lapucelle

(19,816 posts)

11. Great joke...

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Mon Dec 30, 2024, 09:36 PM

Dec 30

...thanks.

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