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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsMan dies after falling into a giant coffee vat. His wife told reporters he did not suffer.
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Man dies after falling into a giant coffee vat. His wife told reporters he did not suffer. (Original Post)
Duncanpup
Jan 2
OP
I wasn't going to read it. But than i looked at the poster. ..... good one Duncanpup.
Srkdqltr
Jan 2
#9
That's like the worker at the Guiness factory who died after falling into a giant vat of the ale.
LudwigPastorius
Jan 2
#19
CaliforniaPeggy
(153,134 posts)1. ***Groan***


3catwoman3
(26,331 posts)2. That is so bad it's good.


underpants
(189,234 posts)3. Laugh it up funny boy....I've seen your kind before...
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GreenWave
(10,565 posts)4. Was it Death Wish Coffee?

Sneederbunk
(15,874 posts)5. Reminds me of the brewery employee who died by falling into a vat of beer.
When notified by the foreman, his wife said at least it was quick. The foreman said he was not sure as the man got out twice to use the restroom.
hlthe2b
(108,333 posts)6. As long as it was...
Caffeinated!
debm55
(43,476 posts)7. HAHAHAHHAH. it took me some time to get it. Thank you Duncanpup.

Bavorskoami
(141 posts)8. He should have yelled "Fire!"
Yelling "Fire!" worked for Tommy Smothers when he fell into a vat of chocolate - might have worked for the poor coffee vat guy.


Srkdqltr
(8,091 posts)9. I wasn't going to read it. But than i looked at the poster. ..... good one Duncanpup.
cstanleytech
(27,471 posts)11. Latte have a moment of silence 🙏
The Madcap
(1,023 posts)12. better than
being ground.....
wolfie001
(4,239 posts)13. Tank You! Tank you berry much







speak easy
(11,267 posts)14. He wasn't a drip his wife said
when asked why the vat wasn't covered (by a filter),
jmowreader
(51,982 posts)15. "Your Uncle George drowned in the public distillery last week...
Seven men dove in to save him but he fought them off bravely. They cremated his body and it took them a week to put out the fire."
mountain grammy
(27,577 posts)16. Cracking up on this thread

Historic NY
(38,605 posts)17. Well
AllaN01Bear
(24,158 posts)18. mega groan.


LudwigPastorius
(11,848 posts)19. That's like the worker at the Guiness factory who died after falling into a giant vat of the ale.
When they asked his co-worker whether he died instantly, he said, "I'm pretty sure he didn't. He got out three times to pee.".