Any legal minds here on D.U. As I am Probably gonna have to demote Dunc the Golden retriever.
As in he doesn’t retrieve i have tossed a stick then i tossed a ball in backyard. Now Dunc will take off in pursuit of objects that i throw yet then he stops flops and rolls in the snow.
Then gets the zoomies running around the yard.
He’s great in other ways cuddling kitchen help in another example he is a great keeper away thief say stealing a sock and looking at me with sock in his mouth.
You want it dad don’t you , cue the spaghetti western good bad ugly music playing in background I’m thinking okay blondie.
Yea father i know you do well then you’re gonna have to chase me down.
Not sure if i legally can demote Dunc from Golden to say bronze retriever or maybe even bust his furry ass down to copper retriever.
Dude needs to get with the program i have told him repeatedly.
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Sounds perfectly reasonable to me. 
I think I might have awakened ALL of the neighbors with my laugh! 
my schedule is loaded due to a fascist takeover of America 
