After all, one cannot spell GOD without DOG.


Not to mention, there is no single animal more loyal, humble, kind...

Troll the fuck out of him.

…because we’ve already had a couple of John Pauls.

Oh, you said Pope, not Caesar... my fault.

Pope Seewoosauger Q. Rammgoolam. My other choice was Pope Hanibleval Causaquietus, - a little crude.

✌🏻

Francis made incremental changes for the better, but hardly addressed all that is needed. Still, not a regressive conservative Pope, so I think we should be grateful for that. At least there will not be likely BACKWARDS momentum and some chance of progressive change.

But, boy were there some awful possibilities among the supposed frontrunners. Whew...

But now that I'm pope... I will ban all men from the priesthood for the next 2000 years.

We're too dangerous.

two weeks ago on Twitter/X:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/new-pope-leo-xiv-bashed-jd-vance-on-twitter-just-weeks-ago/

That is at least amusing as we wait it out the next 2000 years.

I would be very introspective

I’d be done with any sort of great pumpkin cult. Or anything pumpkin-colored, for that matter. For obvious reasons.

Bob, Phil, Mickey, Billy, pigpen or Brent.

I mean if they decide to elect a Jewish pope, I might as well lean into it....

Sicola...

'Cuz things go better w/ Pope...

Nin-com-pope.

And my motto would be: "Be Pocket Fishermen of men"