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Floyd R. Turbo

(32,843 posts) Thu Dec 4, 2025, 03:10 PM Dec 2025

Hitchhiker:"Thanks for the lift. You've got a lot of guts! I could be a serial killer." Me: "What are the odds that

there could be two of us in the same car?”

Hitchhiker: “I’ll get out here!”

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Hitchhiker:"Thanks for the lift. You've got a lot of guts! I could be a serial killer." Me: "What are the odds that (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2025 OP

Love it! erronis Dec 2025 #1

😊 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2025 #5

Ha ha heh...good one, absolutely good one! SWBTATTReg Dec 2025 #2

😊 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2025 #6

i actually know of someone who picked up a serial killer. mopinko Dec 2025 #3

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2025 #7

they made a movie about it but mopinko Dec 2025 #9

OH WOW!! some_of_us_are_sane Dec 2025 #4

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2025 #8

erronis

(23,675 posts)

1. Love it!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 04:49 PM

Dec 2025

The short punchy ones are the best (not the hitchhikers, the jokes....)

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,843 posts)

5. 😊

Reply to erronis (Reply #1)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 10:02 PM

Dec 2025

SWBTATTReg

(26,239 posts)

2. Ha ha heh...good one, absolutely good one!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 05:11 PM

Dec 2025

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,843 posts)

6. 😊

Reply to SWBTATTReg (Reply #2)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 10:02 PM

Dec 2025

mopinko

(73,636 posts)

3. i actually know of someone who picked up a serial killer.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 05:43 PM

Dec 2025

the dad of a friend of mine. the killer was disarmed by the fact that he was traveling w a trained chimp.

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,843 posts)

7. 😬

Reply to mopinko (Reply #3)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 10:03 PM

Dec 2025

mopinko

(73,636 posts)

9. they made a movie about it but

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #7)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 10:25 PM

Dec 2025

it’s about 5% true.

some_of_us_are_sane

(3,094 posts)

4. OH WOW!!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 09:15 PM

Dec 2025

THAT'S a good one! (And kinda creepy too....

)

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,843 posts)

8. 😁

Reply to some_of_us_are_sane (Reply #4)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 10:03 PM

Dec 2025

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