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debm55

(57,101 posts) Sat Dec 6, 2025, 07:50 PM Dec 6

What should we give Santa instead of cookies and milk? Every house leaves milk and cookies and he is tired of it. I am

leaving Santa a hot sausage sandwich with peppers and onions and a beer. How about you?

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What should we give Santa instead of cookies and milk? Every house leaves milk and cookies and he is tired of it. I am (Original Post) debm55 Dec 6 OP

We always left beer and a sandwich. greatauntoftriplets Dec 6 #1

Thank you greatauntoftriplets. I knew he would. debm55 Dec 6 #2

Cheese and wine anciano Dec 6 #3

Yes, Thank you anciano. debm55 Dec 6 #5

Beer and pizza. Ocelot II Dec 6 #4

Great. Thank you Ocelot II debm55 Dec 6 #6

Pony Keg in the living room BOSSHOG Dec 6 #7

Yum , Catfish Po Boy. Die Hard and reindeer. He'll be there all night. Thank you BOSSHOG debm55 Dec 6 #10

A chocolate espresso martini Easterncedar Dec 6 #8

HAHHAHAHA. That you very much, I might one for myself. Thank you Easterndedar. debm55 Dec 6 #11

Pierogi and an Okocim beer. Diamond_Dog Dec 6 #9

This message was self-deleted by its author mysteryowl Dec 6 #12

Thank you Diamond_Dog. Love me some pierogi too. debm55 Dec 6 #13

Sex mysteryowl Dec 6 #14

Well, mysteryowl , Mrs. Clause is up at the North Pole. debm55 Dec 6 #15

Ha! Ha! mysteryowl Dec 6 #18

HaHaHa. It's only once a year. No harm in that. 2MuchNoise Dec 6 #17

Santa is a good, moral man and would not cheat on dear Mrs. Clause. Do you want coal in your stocking???? debm55 Dec 6 #19

Maybe the playing is for the stand-in Mr. and Mrs Clause (parents!) mysteryowl Dec 6 #20

Oh my debm55 Dec 6 #23

That was not meant to be shocking. mysteryowl Dec 6 #24

No , I stopped because I was looking for the program Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and found out it was on last night. debm55 Dec 6 #29

No coal please. Okay, cookies and milk it is! 2MuchNoise Dec 6 #22

Thank you 2MuchNoise. debm55 Dec 7 #69

My name's Santa, young lady. What's your address again? rsdsharp Dec 6 #16

rsdsharp, do you want the mild hot sausage or the hot hot sausage. My home is in SW PA; Wait are YOU supposed to know debm55 Dec 6 #21

I'll take the mild hot. The sleigh has no comfort facilities, ya know. rsdsharp Dec 6 #25

It's Herbie.The Dentist Elf. through the first half and Hermie in the second half. And I had all my snack and sat down debm55 Dec 6 #30

Nope. It's Hermie all the way. I will die on this hill. rsdsharp Dec 6 #33

Check it out yourself Big tRump Elf calls him herbie and the elves go around the table saying ""herbie doesn't like to debm55 Dec 6 #35

Yes a stiff drink or Irish coffee. Irish_Dem Dec 6 #26

Thank you very much Irish_Dem. I know Santa will love it. debm55 Dec 6 #31

We both have the same idea. Irish_Dem Dec 6 #38

Thank you, Irish_Dem debm55 Dec 7 #49

I'm sure that Santa wouldn't mind ripping TexasTowelie Dec 6 #27

That would explain the twinkle in his eye. 2MuchNoise Dec 6 #28

What???? Oh laughing my ass off. debm55 Dec 6 #32

Thank you Texas Towelie debm55 Dec 7 #50

Thank you for sharing Texas Towelie debm55 Dec 7 #73

One of my hickory pipes and a quarter oz of my home grown. Woodwizard Dec 6 #34

Thank you for sharing, Woodwizard. debm55 Dec 7 #70

How about scotch on the rocks, corn chips and onion dip. patphil Dec 6 #36

OMG I LOVE corn chips and onion dip with Scotch on the rocks. Doritos, too! Ziggysmom Dec 6 #47

That sounds wonderful, Ziggysmom. Thank you. debm55 Dec 7 #74

Thank you very much, patphil. Yes, Santa will really enjoy it. debm55 Dec 7 #75

Leave him a full bong. Jacson6 Dec 6 #37

Jeez, I can't believe buzzycrumbhunger Dec 6 #41

Hey, I made the connection on post #27. TexasTowelie Dec 6 #43

How did I miss that?! buzzycrumbhunger Dec 6 #44

Thank you Jacson6. Thank you for sharing. debm55 Dec 7 #76

sushi and a hot sake DBoon Dec 6 #39

Thank you very much, Santa has exotic tastes debm55 Dec 7 #77

Santa is international and supports diversity DBoon Dec 7 #81

That's very true. DBoon. debm55 Dec 7 #83

Sam Adams Old Fezziwig Ale. . . DinahMoeHum Dec 6 #40

Thank you very much DinahMoeHum debm55 Dec 7 #71

Given that I saw him today, seriously, riding a motorcycle on Route 1 in New Jersey... NNadir Dec 6 #42

Thank you very much, Santa appreciates your kindness. debm55 Dec 7 #66

My parents used to leave whiskey in a shot glass . I thought everyone did ..... Bread and Circuses Dec 6 #45

Yes, he did. Thank you Bread and Circuses. debm55 Dec 7 #53

EasternCedar beat me to it. Polly Hennessey Dec 6 #46

Oh wow, Thank you very much, Polly Hennessey. debm55 Dec 7 #52

My dad used to say... Dulcinea Dec 7 #48

Yes, Thank you Dulcinea. debm55 Dec 7 #51

Maybe a 5th of Jim Beam or a good cigar. doc03 Dec 7 #54

Thank you very much doc03, Santa likes. debm55 Dec 7 #55

Yukon Jack Nigrum Cattus Dec 7 #56

Thank you Nigrum Cattus. debm55 Dec 7 #60

Ask Willie underpants Dec 7 #57

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAH. Thank you underpants. debm55 Dec 7 #58

I just made some Kahlua. pandr32 Dec 7 #59

Thank you pandr32. Santa will love that. debm55 Dec 7 #61

Metamucil Phentex Dec 7 #62

Oh you, Thanks Phentex. debm55 Dec 7 #64

A one-way, free, unending visit to 3825-87867 Dec 7 #63

Perfect. Thank you 3825-87867 debm55 Dec 7 #65

a glass of sherry and a pork pie... da svenster Dec 7 #67

HAHAHAHA. Thank you da sventster. debm55 Dec 7 #68

PB & J Rebl2 Dec 7 #72

Great choice. RebI2. Thank you. debm55 Dec 7 #78

Stuffed mushrooms, mini quiche and bottles of a good red and white wine. mwmisses4289 Dec 7 #79

Right, Thank you very much for the gourmet snacks. I'll take some too. debm55 Dec 7 #80

some tamales and a Bohemia Kali Dec 7 #82

Thank you very much, Kali. Santa is really going to love it, debm55 Dec 7 #84

Considering all the alcohol and weed people want to give him, I'll give him the number for a good rehab clinic. Xavier Breath Dec 7 #85

Thank you Xavier Breath.for stating your opinion. I didn't recognize some of the posters , but they have there opinion debm55 Dec 7 #86

Don't leave him any alcoholic beverage at ALL! He's the one who is driving! CTyankee Dec 8 #87

Thank you CTyankee. I understand. debm55 Dec 8 #88

greatauntoftriplets

(178,682 posts)

1. We always left beer and a sandwich.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 07:59 PM

Dec 6

Santa enjoyed it.

debm55

(57,101 posts)

2. Thank you greatauntoftriplets. I knew he would.

Reply to greatauntoftriplets (Reply #1)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:00 PM

Dec 6

anciano

(2,205 posts)

3. Cheese and wine

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:01 PM

Dec 6

debm55

(57,101 posts)

5. Yes, Thank you anciano.

Reply to anciano (Reply #3)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:03 PM

Dec 6

Ocelot II

(129,577 posts)

4. Beer and pizza.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:01 PM

Dec 6

debm55

(57,101 posts)

6. Great. Thank you Ocelot II

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #4)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:04 PM

Dec 6

BOSSHOG

(44,738 posts)

7. Pony Keg in the living room

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:06 PM

Dec 6

Catfish Po Boy and fries. Die Hard on the tube. (Tube is an ancient reference to a TV set for those under 60) And of course a designated team of reindeer.

debm55

(57,101 posts)

10. Yum , Catfish Po Boy. Die Hard and reindeer. He'll be there all night. Thank you BOSSHOG

Reply to BOSSHOG (Reply #7)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:12 PM

Dec 6

Easterncedar

(5,700 posts)

8. A chocolate espresso martini

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:10 PM

Dec 6

debm55

(57,101 posts)

11. HAHHAHAHA. That you very much, I might one for myself. Thank you Easterndedar.

Reply to Easterncedar (Reply #8)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:14 PM

Dec 6

Diamond_Dog

(39,967 posts)

9. Pierogi and an Okocim beer.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:11 PM

Dec 6

Santa’s going to be bombed after all this beer!

Response to Diamond_Dog (Reply #9)

mysteryowl This message was self-deleted by its author.

debm55

(57,101 posts)

13. Thank you Diamond_Dog. Love me some pierogi too.

Reply to Diamond_Dog (Reply #9)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:15 PM

Dec 6

mysteryowl

(8,472 posts)

14. Sex

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:15 PM

Dec 6

debm55

(57,101 posts)

15. Well, mysteryowl , Mrs. Clause is up at the North Pole.

Reply to mysteryowl (Reply #14)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:18 PM

Dec 6

mysteryowl

(8,472 posts)

18. Ha! Ha!

Reply to debm55 (Reply #15)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:24 PM

Dec 6

2MuchNoise

(725 posts)

17. HaHaHa. It's only once a year. No harm in that.

Reply to mysteryowl (Reply #14)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:21 PM

Dec 6

debm55

(57,101 posts)

19. Santa is a good, moral man and would not cheat on dear Mrs. Clause. Do you want coal in your stocking????

Reply to 2MuchNoise (Reply #17)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:27 PM

Dec 6

mysteryowl

(8,472 posts)

20. Maybe the playing is for the stand-in Mr. and Mrs Clause (parents!)

Reply to debm55 (Reply #19)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:29 PM

Dec 6

debm55

(57,101 posts)

23. Oh my

Reply to mysteryowl (Reply #20)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:32 PM

Dec 6

You are going to get coal in your stocking

mysteryowl

(8,472 posts)

24. That was not meant to be shocking.

Reply to debm55 (Reply #23)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:35 PM

Dec 6

What is shocking? Did I write it wrong?

debm55

(57,101 posts)

29. No , I stopped because I was looking for the program Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and found out it was on last night.

Reply to mysteryowl (Reply #24)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:54 PM

Dec 6

First time I missed it in 61 years. But the encore is on next week.

2MuchNoise

(725 posts)

22. No coal please. Okay, cookies and milk it is!

Reply to debm55 (Reply #19)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:32 PM

Dec 6

debm55

(57,101 posts)

69. Thank you 2MuchNoise.

Reply to 2MuchNoise (Reply #22)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 11:25 AM

Dec 7

rsdsharp

(11,840 posts)

16. My name's Santa, young lady. What's your address again?

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:20 PM

Dec 6

debm55

(57,101 posts)

21. rsdsharp, do you want the mild hot sausage or the hot hot sausage. My home is in SW PA; Wait are YOU supposed to know

Reply to rsdsharp (Reply #16)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:30 PM

Dec 6

that. I found someone on another thread to do your data base.

rsdsharp

(11,840 posts)

25. I'll take the mild hot. The sleigh has no comfort facilities, ya know.

Reply to debm55 (Reply #21)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:35 PM

Dec 6

Never mind the address; I’ll just follow my nose.

I’ll floss when I get home. Hermie is such a nag.

debm55

(57,101 posts)

30. It's Herbie.The Dentist Elf. through the first half and Hermie in the second half. And I had all my snack and sat down

Reply to rsdsharp (Reply #25)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:57 PM

Dec 6

to watch and it was on last night. First time in 61 years I missed it.

rsdsharp

(11,840 posts)

33. Nope. It's Hermie all the way. I will die on this hill.

Reply to debm55 (Reply #30)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 09:01 PM

Dec 6

You haven’t missed it. It’s on again on December 11th.

debm55

(57,101 posts)

35. Check it out yourself Big tRump Elf calls him herbie and the elves go around the table saying ""herbie doesn't like to

Reply to rsdsharp (Reply #33)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 09:17 PM

Dec 6

make dolls, herbie doesn;t like to make dolls" I even bought a sweatshirt at kohls with all the Main Characters on it. Oh well I will do a reboot next week.

Irish_Dem

(80,263 posts)

26. Yes a stiff drink or Irish coffee.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:38 PM

Dec 6

Steak sandwich, fries, and coleslaw.

debm55

(57,101 posts)

31. Thank you very much Irish_Dem. I know Santa will love it.

Reply to Irish_Dem (Reply #26)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:59 PM

Dec 6

Irish_Dem

(80,263 posts)

38. We both have the same idea.

Reply to debm55 (Reply #31)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 09:24 PM

Dec 6

An adult beverage and hearty sandwich.

debm55

(57,101 posts)

49. Thank you, Irish_Dem

Reply to Irish_Dem (Reply #38)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 09:50 AM

Dec 7

TexasTowelie

(125,990 posts)

27. I'm sure that Santa wouldn't mind ripping

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:45 PM

Dec 6

a few good bong hits as he is delivering presents. Leave out the tray with some chronic on it and Santa might leave an extra present.

2MuchNoise

(725 posts)

28. That would explain the twinkle in his eye.

Reply to TexasTowelie (Reply #27)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 08:49 PM

Dec 6

debm55

(57,101 posts)

32. What???? Oh laughing my ass off.

Reply to TexasTowelie (Reply #27)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 09:00 PM

Dec 6

debm55

(57,101 posts)

50. Thank you Texas Towelie

Reply to TexasTowelie (Reply #27)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 09:51 AM

Dec 7

debm55

(57,101 posts)

73. Thank you for sharing Texas Towelie

Reply to TexasTowelie (Reply #27)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 11:37 AM

Dec 7

Woodwizard

(1,276 posts)

34. One of my hickory pipes and a quarter oz of my home grown.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 09:09 PM

Dec 6

debm55

(57,101 posts)

70. Thank you for sharing, Woodwizard.

Reply to Woodwizard (Reply #34)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 11:28 AM

Dec 7

patphil

(8,785 posts)

36. How about scotch on the rocks, corn chips and onion dip.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 09:17 PM

Dec 6

I have it on good authority that Santa would like that.

Ziggysmom

(4,081 posts)

47. OMG I LOVE corn chips and onion dip with Scotch on the rocks. Doritos, too!

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Sat Dec 6, 2025, 11:46 PM

Dec 6

debm55

(57,101 posts)

74. That sounds wonderful, Ziggysmom. Thank you.

Reply to Ziggysmom (Reply #47)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 11:39 AM

Dec 7

debm55

(57,101 posts)

75. Thank you very much, patphil. Yes, Santa will really enjoy it.

Reply to patphil (Reply #36)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 11:41 AM

Dec 7

Jacson6

(1,810 posts)

37. Leave him a full bong.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 09:20 PM

Dec 6

Rudolph will be extra bright that night.

buzzycrumbhunger

(1,703 posts)

41. Jeez, I can't believe

Reply to Jacson6 (Reply #37)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 10:21 PM

Dec 6

… I had to read through 37 replies before someone thought to include weed. Surely, Santa would appreciate getting toasted before heading back up into the frigid December sky…

And don’t forget there should be a big, honkin’ pile of sweets to take with him.

TexasTowelie

(125,990 posts)

43. Hey, I made the connection on post #27.

Reply to buzzycrumbhunger (Reply #41)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 10:35 PM

Dec 6

I agree with you about the sweets.

buzzycrumbhunger

(1,703 posts)

44. How did I miss that?!

Reply to TexasTowelie (Reply #43)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 10:45 PM

Dec 6

Brain fart, past my bedtime, whatever. I’m up to speed now, thanks.

debm55

(57,101 posts)

76. Thank you Jacson6. Thank you for sharing.

Reply to Jacson6 (Reply #37)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 11:42 AM

Dec 7

DBoon

(24,807 posts)

39. sushi and a hot sake

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 09:35 PM

Dec 6

debm55

(57,101 posts)

77. Thank you very much, Santa has exotic tastes

Reply to DBoon (Reply #39)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 11:43 AM

Dec 7

DBoon

(24,807 posts)

81. Santa is international and supports diversity

Reply to debm55 (Reply #77)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 06:27 PM

Dec 7

debm55

(57,101 posts)

83. That's very true. DBoon.

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Sun Dec 7, 2025, 08:05 PM

Dec 7

DinahMoeHum

(23,410 posts)

40. Sam Adams Old Fezziwig Ale. . .

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 09:37 PM

Dec 6

. . .and a freshly baked beefsteak pasty

debm55

(57,101 posts)

71. Thank you very much DinahMoeHum

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Sun Dec 7, 2025, 11:34 AM

Dec 7

NNadir

(37,419 posts)

42. Given that I saw him today, seriously, riding a motorcycle on Route 1 in New Jersey...

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 10:26 PM

Dec 6

...I plan to heave him a bottle of Stockton X Adam's Waterless Wash and Helmet Cleaner.

I'm glad he was wearing a helmet. I'd hate to see him get killed on that thing.

debm55

(57,101 posts)

66. Thank you very much, Santa appreciates your kindness.

Reply to NNadir (Reply #42)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:36 AM

Dec 7

Bread and Circuses

(1,708 posts)

45. My parents used to leave whiskey in a shot glass . I thought everyone did .....

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 11:03 PM

Dec 6

Until I heard about the milk and cookies.

I think Santa liked my goodies more,

debm55

(57,101 posts)

53. Yes, he did. Thank you Bread and Circuses.

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Sun Dec 7, 2025, 09:56 AM

Dec 7

Polly Hennessey

(8,623 posts)

46. EasternCedar beat me to it.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Dec 6, 2025, 11:04 PM

Dec 6

A Chocolate Espresso Martini 🍸. I would add a box of Godiva chocolates.

debm55

(57,101 posts)

52. Oh wow, Thank you very much, Polly Hennessey.

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Sun Dec 7, 2025, 09:54 AM

Dec 7

Dulcinea

(9,789 posts)

48. My dad used to say...

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 01:08 AM

Dec 7

...Santa deserves a shot of Jack Daniel's.

debm55

(57,101 posts)

51. Yes, Thank you Dulcinea.

Reply to Dulcinea (Reply #48)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 09:52 AM

Dec 7

doc03

(38,904 posts)

54. Maybe a 5th of Jim Beam or a good cigar.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 09:56 AM

Dec 7

debm55

(57,101 posts)

55. Thank you very much doc03, Santa likes.

Reply to doc03 (Reply #54)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 09:59 AM

Dec 7

Nigrum Cattus

(1,246 posts)

56. Yukon Jack

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Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:06 AM

Dec 7

debm55

(57,101 posts)

60. Thank you Nigrum Cattus.

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Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:14 AM

Dec 7

underpants

(195,358 posts)

57. Ask Willie

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Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:10 AM

Dec 7

debm55

(57,101 posts)

58. HAHAHAHAHHAHHAH. Thank you underpants.

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Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:13 AM

Dec 7

pandr32

(13,856 posts)

59. I just made some Kahlua.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:14 AM

Dec 7

I'll leave Santa a shot! Caffeine and strong alcohol together.

debm55

(57,101 posts)

61. Thank you pandr32. Santa will love that.

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Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:15 AM

Dec 7

Phentex

(16,688 posts)

62. Metamucil

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:19 AM

Dec 7

and Depends

debm55

(57,101 posts)

64. Oh you, Thanks Phentex.

Reply to Phentex (Reply #62)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:31 AM

Dec 7

3825-87867

(1,813 posts)

63. A one-way, free, unending visit to

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:31 AM

Dec 7

a remote South Sea Island Paradise with Mrs. Claus where people treat each other the way they want treated, where no one has heard of Republicans, politics, pollution, Amazon, Fox, cell phones, and has reruns of all the great TV Shows from the 60s to the late 90s and where Santa never has to worry about anything or making everyone else's dreams become real.

Did I miss anything?