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True Dough

(25,872 posts) Sun Dec 7, 2025, 09:38 AM Dec 7

If you came with a warning label, what would it read?

For me, it would be something along the lines of "Warning: His sarcastic brand of humor is not to everyone's taste."

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If you came with a warning label, what would it read? (Original Post) True Dough Dec 7 OP

Warning: He may sound like he knows what he's talking about, anciano Dec 7 #1

Warning: Prone to Daydreaming Diamond_Dog Dec 7 #2

Warning. Past expectation date. multigraincracker Dec 7 #3

Warning: I will kill you with a knife and fork Marthe48 Dec 7 #4

I suspect True Dough Dec 7 #10

So you think I'm a mean cook? Marthe48 Dec 7 #11

Oh, in the end True Dough Dec 7 #12

This fits: cloudbase Dec 7 #5

Best by 12/20/74 surfered Dec 7 #6

Warning: Tiny person with a John McEnroe temper. quaint Dec 7 #7

Well, at least I don't have to demand this of you: True Dough Dec 7 #9

Careful! This person will say things, justaprogressive Dec 7 #8

A Star Trek TNG fan would have many, such as "I am a shape-shifter." John1956PA Dec 7 #13

Warning: Niagara Habitually Exhibits Bombay Feline Behavior Niagara Dec 9 #14

"Maintain a Safe Distance" "Should Not Be Left Unattended Within 100 Yards Of Living Beings Including Plants" Floyd R. Turbo Dec 9 #15

We'll make one exception for you, Floyd... True Dough Dec 9 #17

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 10 #35

Maybe "*Talks Alot" *But Does Listen, too. electric_blue68 Dec 9 #16

I'd hope True Dough Dec 9 #18

Hahahahahaaa, of course! 😄 But it would be a Warning to some. electric_blue68 Dec 9 #24

"Thinks He's Funny." Iggo Dec 9 #19

It would have to be..... some_of_us_are_sane Dec 9 #20

Warning: Contents under pressure. Solly Mack Dec 9 #21

In the background: True Dough Dec 9 #22

:) Solly Mack Dec 9 #23

danger . 100 % wierd . do not feed after midnight. AllaN01Bear Dec 9 #25

My safe word is "don't stop" JoseBalow Dec 10 #26

Oh, so you're True Dough Dec 10 #29

I try not to stop 'til I get enough JoseBalow Dec 10 #36

Warning: Bayard Dec 10 #27

"Administered"? True Dough Dec 10 #30

That works! Bayard Dec 10 #37

Slippery when wet. Intractable Dec 10 #28

Bon Jovi's third album True Dough Dec 10 #31

WARNING: ASS KICKING IMMINENT *with poor behavior Skittles Dec 10 #32

Now that's the Skittles True Dough Dec 10 #33

"For your safety, please stay back at least 500 yards!" OldBaldy1701E Dec 10 #34

"Honk if parts fall off." Timeflyer Dec 10 #38

As long as we're not expected True Dough Dec 10 #39

anciano

(2,196 posts)

1. Warning: He may sound like he knows what he's talking about,

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 09:52 AM

Dec 7

but he doesn't have a clue. Proceed with curiosity.

Diamond_Dog

(39,796 posts)

2. Warning: Prone to Daydreaming

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 09:56 AM

Dec 7

Long one-sided conversations not advisable.

This is a great question!

multigraincracker

(37,017 posts)

3. Warning. Past expectation date.

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:05 AM

Dec 7

Marthe48

(22,742 posts)

4. Warning: I will kill you with a knife and fork

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:14 AM

Dec 7

A slow, pleasurable death from homemade bakery

True Dough

(25,872 posts)

10. I suspect

Reply to Marthe48 (Reply #4)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:59 AM

Dec 7

you'd beat and batter me first, Marthe!

Marthe48

(22,742 posts)

11. So you think I'm a mean cook?

Reply to True Dough (Reply #10)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 11:00 AM

Dec 7

lol

True Dough

(25,872 posts)

12. Oh, in the end

Reply to Marthe48 (Reply #11)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 11:03 AM

Dec 7

no doubt it all comes out tender.

cloudbase

(6,161 posts)

5. This fits:

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:19 AM

Dec 7

?v=1726766203&width=720

surfered

(11,616 posts)

6. Best by 12/20/74

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:35 AM

Dec 7

quaint

(4,671 posts)

7. Warning: Tiny person with a John McEnroe temper.

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:38 AM

Dec 7

Justice for all!

True Dough

(25,872 posts)

9. Well, at least I don't have to demand this of you:

Reply to quaint (Reply #7)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:57 AM

Dec 7

justaprogressive

(6,313 posts)

8. Careful! This person will say things,

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:48 AM

Dec 7

to which there is no possible response.

(professional third-party confirmed)

John1956PA

(4,840 posts)

13. A Star Trek TNG fan would have many, such as "I am a shape-shifter."

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 11:20 AM

Dec 7

Niagara

(11,554 posts)

14. Warning: Niagara Habitually Exhibits Bombay Feline Behavior

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Tue Dec 9, 2025, 04:33 PM

Dec 9

Bombays are a specific black cat and not all black cats are Bombays. 😺

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,275 posts)

15. "Maintain a Safe Distance" "Should Not Be Left Unattended Within 100 Yards Of Living Beings Including Plants"

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Tue Dec 9, 2025, 05:02 PM

Dec 9

True Dough

(25,872 posts)

17. We'll make one exception for you, Floyd...

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #15)

Tue Dec 9, 2025, 05:52 PM

Dec 9

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,275 posts)

35. 😁

Reply to True Dough (Reply #17)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 08:12 AM

Dec 10

electric_blue68

(25,965 posts)

16. Maybe "*Talks Alot" *But Does Listen, too.

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Tue Dec 9, 2025, 05:44 PM

Dec 9

So not so bad! 🙂

😄 also "Flaming Liberal!!!"

True Dough

(25,872 posts)

18. I'd hope

Reply to electric_blue68 (Reply #16)

Tue Dec 9, 2025, 05:52 PM

Dec 9

that latter one applies to most, if not all, of us here!

electric_blue68

(25,965 posts)

24. Hahahahahaaa, of course! 😄 But it would be a Warning to some.

Reply to True Dough (Reply #18)

Tue Dec 9, 2025, 11:34 PM

Dec 9

Iggo

(49,662 posts)

19. "Thinks He's Funny."

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Tue Dec 9, 2025, 06:05 PM

Dec 9

some_of_us_are_sane

(2,775 posts)

20. It would have to be.....

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Tue Dec 9, 2025, 08:36 PM

Dec 9

Solly Mack

(96,374 posts)

21. Warning: Contents under pressure.

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Tue Dec 9, 2025, 09:46 PM

Dec 9

True Dough

(25,872 posts)

22. In the background:

Reply to Solly Mack (Reply #21)

Tue Dec 9, 2025, 09:59 PM

Dec 9

Solly Mack

(96,374 posts)

23. :)

Reply to True Dough (Reply #22)

Tue Dec 9, 2025, 11:32 PM

Dec 9

Nothing so cool.

AllaN01Bear

(28,617 posts)

25. danger . 100 % wierd . do not feed after midnight.

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Tue Dec 9, 2025, 11:38 PM

Dec 9

JoseBalow

(9,182 posts)

26. My safe word is "don't stop"

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 01:33 AM

Dec 10

True Dough

(25,872 posts)

29. Oh, so you're

Reply to JoseBalow (Reply #26)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 02:52 AM

Dec 10

a Fleetwood Mac fan, eh Jose?

JoseBalow

(9,182 posts)

36. I try not to stop 'til I get enough

Reply to True Dough (Reply #29)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 11:14 AM

Dec 10

(4:13)

Bayard

(28,646 posts)

27. Warning:

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 01:44 AM

Dec 10

Prone to crabbiness and monosyllables until coffee is administered.

True Dough

(25,872 posts)

30. "Administered"?

Reply to Bayard (Reply #27)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 02:53 AM

Dec 10

Via an IV drip, Bayard?

Bayard

(28,646 posts)

37. That works!

Reply to True Dough (Reply #30)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 02:12 PM

Dec 10

I already have a t-shirt--"When my feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says Oh, crap. She's up.'"

Intractable

(1,659 posts)

28. Slippery when wet.

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 02:46 AM

Dec 10

True Dough

(25,872 posts)

31. Bon Jovi's third album

Reply to Intractable (Reply #28)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 02:56 AM

Dec 10

from 1986! I remember it well.

Skittles

(169,644 posts)

32. WARNING: ASS KICKING IMMINENT *with poor behavior

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 03:49 AM

Dec 10

yes INDEED

True Dough

(25,872 posts)

33. Now that's the Skittles

Reply to Skittles (Reply #32)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 07:13 AM

Dec 10

we all know and feel a pain in the ass from!

OldBaldy1701E

(10,225 posts)

34. "For your safety, please stay back at least 500 yards!"

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 07:57 AM

Dec 10

I also like 'Contents Under Extreme Pressure! Do Not Tamper or Irritate!'

But, a more real one would be: 'Warning! Decent Human Being Ahead! Approach with Caution!' since being such a person is the anomaly in the US these days.

Timeflyer

(3,688 posts)

38. "Honk if parts fall off."

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 03:04 PM

Dec 10

True Dough

(25,872 posts)

39. As long as we're not expected

Reply to Timeflyer (Reply #38)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 08:35 PM

Dec 10

to pick up any of those parts, you got a deal!

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