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True Dough

(26,621 posts) Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:38 AM Dec 2025

If you came with a warning label, what would it read?

For me, it would be something along the lines of "Warning: His sarcastic brand of humor is not to everyone's taste."

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If you came with a warning label, what would it read? (Original Post) True Dough Dec 2025 OP

Warning: He may sound like he knows what he's talking about, anciano Dec 2025 #1

Warning: Prone to Daydreaming Diamond_Dog Dec 2025 #2

Warning. Past expectation date. multigraincracker Dec 2025 #3

Warning: I will kill you with a knife and fork Marthe48 Dec 2025 #4

I suspect True Dough Dec 2025 #10

So you think I'm a mean cook? Marthe48 Dec 2025 #11

Oh, in the end True Dough Dec 2025 #12

This fits: cloudbase Dec 2025 #5

Best by 12/20/74 surfered Dec 2025 #6

Warning: Tiny person with a John McEnroe temper. quaint Dec 2025 #7

Well, at least I don't have to demand this of you: True Dough Dec 2025 #9

Careful! This person will say things, justaprogressive Dec 2025 #8

A Star Trek TNG fan would have many, such as "I am a shape-shifter." John1956PA Dec 2025 #13

Warning: Niagara Habitually Exhibits Bombay Feline Behavior Niagara Dec 2025 #14

"Maintain a Safe Distance" "Should Not Be Left Unattended Within 100 Yards Of Living Beings Including Plants" Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2025 #15

We'll make one exception for you, Floyd... True Dough Dec 2025 #17

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2025 #35

Maybe "*Talks Alot" *But Does Listen, too. electric_blue68 Dec 2025 #16

I'd hope True Dough Dec 2025 #18

Hahahahahaaa, of course! 😄 But it would be a Warning to some. electric_blue68 Dec 2025 #24

"Thinks He's Funny." Iggo Dec 2025 #19

It would have to be..... some_of_us_are_sane Dec 2025 #20

Warning: Contents under pressure. Solly Mack Dec 2025 #21

In the background: True Dough Dec 2025 #22

:) Solly Mack Dec 2025 #23

danger . 100 % wierd . do not feed after midnight. AllaN01Bear Dec 2025 #25

My safe word is "don't stop" JoseBalow Dec 2025 #26

Oh, so you're True Dough Dec 2025 #29

I try not to stop 'til I get enough JoseBalow Dec 2025 #36

Warning: Bayard Dec 2025 #27

"Administered"? True Dough Dec 2025 #30

That works! Bayard Dec 2025 #37

Slippery when wet. Intractable Dec 2025 #28

Bon Jovi's third album True Dough Dec 2025 #31

WARNING: ASS KICKING IMMINENT *with poor behavior Skittles Dec 2025 #32

Now that's the Skittles True Dough Dec 2025 #33

"For your safety, please stay back at least 500 yards!" OldBaldy1701E Dec 2025 #34

"Honk if parts fall off." Timeflyer Dec 2025 #38

As long as we're not expected True Dough Dec 2025 #39

anciano

(2,249 posts)

1. Warning: He may sound like he knows what he's talking about,

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:52 AM

Dec 2025

but he doesn't have a clue. Proceed with curiosity.

Diamond_Dog

(40,536 posts)

2. Warning: Prone to Daydreaming

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:56 AM

Dec 2025

Long one-sided conversations not advisable.

This is a great question!

multigraincracker

(37,613 posts)

3. Warning. Past expectation date.

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 11:05 AM

Dec 2025

Marthe48

(23,150 posts)

4. Warning: I will kill you with a knife and fork

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 11:14 AM

Dec 2025

A slow, pleasurable death from homemade bakery

True Dough

(26,621 posts)

10. I suspect

Reply to Marthe48 (Reply #4)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 11:59 AM

Dec 2025

you'd beat and batter me first, Marthe!

Marthe48

(23,150 posts)

11. So you think I'm a mean cook?

Reply to True Dough (Reply #10)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 12:00 PM

Dec 2025

lol

True Dough

(26,621 posts)

12. Oh, in the end

Reply to Marthe48 (Reply #11)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 12:03 PM

Dec 2025

no doubt it all comes out tender.

cloudbase

(6,269 posts)

5. This fits:

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 11:19 AM

Dec 2025

?v=1726766203&width=720

surfered

(13,400 posts)

6. Best by 12/20/74

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 11:35 AM

Dec 2025

quaint

(5,061 posts)

7. Warning: Tiny person with a John McEnroe temper.

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 11:38 AM

Dec 2025

Justice for all!

True Dough

(26,621 posts)

9. Well, at least I don't have to demand this of you:

Reply to quaint (Reply #7)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 11:57 AM

Dec 2025

justaprogressive

(6,893 posts)

8. Careful! This person will say things,

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 11:48 AM

Dec 2025

to which there is no possible response.

(professional third-party confirmed)

John1956PA

(4,955 posts)

13. A Star Trek TNG fan would have many, such as "I am a shape-shifter."

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Sun Dec 7, 2025, 12:20 PM

Dec 2025

Niagara

(11,817 posts)

14. Warning: Niagara Habitually Exhibits Bombay Feline Behavior

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Tue Dec 9, 2025, 05:33 PM

Dec 2025

Bombays are a specific black cat and not all black cats are Bombays. 😺

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,895 posts)

15. "Maintain a Safe Distance" "Should Not Be Left Unattended Within 100 Yards Of Living Beings Including Plants"

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Tue Dec 9, 2025, 06:02 PM

Dec 2025

True Dough

(26,621 posts)

17. We'll make one exception for you, Floyd...

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #15)

Tue Dec 9, 2025, 06:52 PM

Dec 2025

Floyd R. Turbo

(32,895 posts)

35. 😁

Reply to True Dough (Reply #17)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 09:12 AM

Dec 2025

electric_blue68

(26,850 posts)

16. Maybe "*Talks Alot" *But Does Listen, too.

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Tue Dec 9, 2025, 06:44 PM

Dec 2025

So not so bad! 🙂

😄 also "Flaming Liberal!!!"

True Dough

(26,621 posts)

18. I'd hope

Reply to electric_blue68 (Reply #16)

Tue Dec 9, 2025, 06:52 PM

Dec 2025

that latter one applies to most, if not all, of us here!

electric_blue68

(26,850 posts)

24. Hahahahahaaa, of course! 😄 But it would be a Warning to some.

Reply to True Dough (Reply #18)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 12:34 AM

Dec 2025

Iggo

(49,920 posts)

19. "Thinks He's Funny."

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Tue Dec 9, 2025, 07:05 PM

Dec 2025

some_of_us_are_sane

(3,158 posts)

20. It would have to be.....

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Tue Dec 9, 2025, 09:36 PM

Dec 2025

Solly Mack

(96,930 posts)

21. Warning: Contents under pressure.

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Tue Dec 9, 2025, 10:46 PM

Dec 2025

True Dough

(26,621 posts)

22. In the background:

Reply to Solly Mack (Reply #21)

Tue Dec 9, 2025, 10:59 PM

Dec 2025

Solly Mack

(96,930 posts)

23. :)

Reply to True Dough (Reply #22)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 12:32 AM

Dec 2025

Nothing so cool.

AllaN01Bear

(29,450 posts)

25. danger . 100 % wierd . do not feed after midnight.

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 12:38 AM

Dec 2025

JoseBalow

(9,459 posts)

26. My safe word is "don't stop"

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 02:33 AM

Dec 2025

True Dough

(26,621 posts)

29. Oh, so you're

Reply to JoseBalow (Reply #26)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 03:52 AM

Dec 2025

a Fleetwood Mac fan, eh Jose?

JoseBalow

(9,459 posts)

36. I try not to stop 'til I get enough

Reply to True Dough (Reply #29)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 12:14 PM

Dec 2025

(4:13)

Bayard

(29,617 posts)

27. Warning:

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 02:44 AM

Dec 2025

Prone to crabbiness and monosyllables until coffee is administered.

True Dough

(26,621 posts)

30. "Administered"?

Reply to Bayard (Reply #27)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 03:53 AM

Dec 2025

Via an IV drip, Bayard?

Bayard

(29,617 posts)

37. That works!

Reply to True Dough (Reply #30)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 03:12 PM

Dec 2025

I already have a t-shirt--"When my feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says Oh, crap. She's up.'"

Intractable

(2,048 posts)

28. Slippery when wet.

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 03:46 AM

Dec 2025

True Dough

(26,621 posts)

31. Bon Jovi's third album

Reply to Intractable (Reply #28)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 03:56 AM

Dec 2025

from 1986! I remember it well.

Skittles

(171,641 posts)

32. WARNING: ASS KICKING IMMINENT *with poor behavior

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 04:49 AM

Dec 2025

yes INDEED

True Dough

(26,621 posts)

33. Now that's the Skittles

Reply to Skittles (Reply #32)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 08:13 AM

Dec 2025

we all know and feel a pain in the ass from!

OldBaldy1701E

(11,106 posts)

34. "For your safety, please stay back at least 500 yards!"

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 08:57 AM

Dec 2025

I also like 'Contents Under Extreme Pressure! Do Not Tamper or Irritate!'

But, a more real one would be: 'Warning! Decent Human Being Ahead! Approach with Caution!' since being such a person is the anomaly in the US these days.

Timeflyer

(3,751 posts)

38. "Honk if parts fall off."

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 04:04 PM

Dec 2025

True Dough

(26,621 posts)

39. As long as we're not expected

Reply to Timeflyer (Reply #38)

Wed Dec 10, 2025, 09:35 PM

Dec 2025

to pick up any of those parts, you got a deal!

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