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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsIs "Little Drummer Boy" the worst Christmas song ever? Or are there other contenders?
Well... actually, you know... I guess I can think of other contenders for bad songs (ie: that Chipmunks song... and that Grandma getting run over by a reindeer song) but hose are goofy novelty songs so being bad is part of the gag. It's the reason they wear thin after awhile.
Aside from "Little Drummer Boy" (or maybe Sinatra's "The Lord's Prayer" as a close runner-up) I can't think of any other truly horrible holiday tunes.
Any ideas? Maybe I could make an Amazon or Spotify playlist.

yardwork
(69,227 posts)I LOVE the Little Drummer Boy. Just because they made a sappy stop-action animated show around is no reason to disparage the song itself.
QueerDuck
(1,452 posts)it just drags on and on and on... so slow and monotonous and tedious and repetitive, pa rum pa pum pum.
yardwork
(69,227 posts)Nittersing
(8,272 posts)yardwork
(69,227 posts)rampartd
(4,466 posts)and a partridge in a pear tree........
QueerDuck
(1,452 posts)MerrilyMerrily
(229 posts)Bing Crosby with David Bowie singing descant (Peace on Earth) - lovely.
Nana Mouskouri singing the French version (L'Enfant au Tambour) - almost unearthly beauty.
applegrove
(131,600 posts)Last edited Fri Dec 12, 2025, 10:59 PM - Edit history (1)
"Sur la route pa rum pa pa pum. Petit tambour quit va pa rump pa pa pum. Il sens ca coeur quit bas pa rum papa pum. Au rhythm de ces pas pa rum pa pa bum, rum pa pa pum, rum pa pa pum"
BlueWaveNeverEnd
(13,787 posts)chicoescuela
(2,967 posts)back in the 70s and 80s in northern Nevada.
They had to make a couple bucks on their song.
Aint getting rich in casino lounges.
BlueTsunami2018
(4,936 posts)The Christmas Shoes - NewSong
Horrible song, about a kid who wants to buy new shoes for his dying mom so she can look pretty if she meets Jesus that night.
Please Daddy dont get Drunk this Christmas - John Denver
Apparently daddy has a drinking problem and always passes out under the tree after knocking it down. But the kid doesnt understand that daddy needs to drink after being forced to listen to the Christmas Shoes all day at work.
Wonderful Christmastime - Paul McCartney
Even a genius like Paul has a bad day occasionally. Horrible.
There are several more but I dont want to steal all the thunder here.
electric_blue68
(26,693 posts)I had no idea!
OTOH; your reason for why daddy has to drink is hilarious! (my underline)
"Apparently daddy has a drinking problem and always passes out under the tree after knocking it down. But the kid doesnt understand that daddy needs to drink after being forced to listen to the Christmas Shoes all day at work."
😄😄
I had never of Christmas Shoes till a previous thread.
3catwoman3
(29,165 posts)...member a cappella group has a rendition with a lot of variation in it, which relieves the boredom so typical of most versions. You might consider giving it a try.
I detest the maudlin Christmas Shoes song, and Dominic the Christmas Donkey, as well as Last Christmas, I gave You My Heart.
QueerDuck
(1,452 posts)I adore their Jolene that they recorded with Dolly herself.
justaprogressive
(6,811 posts)but they saved the song by elevating it into a choral piece!
Fiendish Thingy
(22,778 posts)The Grandma song comes to mind, or anything with barking dogs or meowing cats.
I have a massive collection of Christmas music, and there is a whole sub genre of Christmas blues songs from the 20s and 30s that are the same slow I-IV-V chord progression with slight variations in lyrics, but all along the lines of:
Woke up this morning, it was Christmas Day
Its gonna be a blue Christmas, cuz my baby went away
I have dozens of these types of songs in my collection.
As much as I like the blues, these songs are intolerable.
QueerDuck
(1,452 posts)debm55
(59,244 posts)Zorro
(18,551 posts)but yeah, I doubt any parents of a newborn would welcome someone banging on a drum as they're coddling their child.
Mad_Dem_X
(10,170 posts)I can handle just about any other Christmas song, but not that one.
johnp3907
(4,282 posts)"Is that tape recorder still running?"
Polly Hennessey
(8,758 posts)it makes my jaw hurt listening to it. I believe it is the sole reason I now hate Christmas music.
yardwork
(69,227 posts)Niagara
(11,657 posts)That's news to me.
Some people just have bupkis taste and are total sticks in the mud. Also, peoples unsolicited opinions are not facts.
Care about what other people think and you will always be their prisoner.Lao Tzu
yardwork
(69,227 posts)Niagara
(11,657 posts)catbyte
(38,995 posts)Bobstandard
(2,242 posts)The song is Felice Navidad. The refrain, I wanna wish you a merry Christmas, I wanna wish you a merry Christmas, repeated ad nauseum in a hectoring shout will kick the Christmas spirit right out of you. Hear it twice while commuting and youll aim for a concrete abutment.
QueerDuck
(1,452 posts)Bobstandard
(2,242 posts)buzzycrumbhunger
(1,823 posts)I refer you to the Pee Wee Herman episode where Grace Jones sings Little Drummer Boy.
And goddamnitall
I had to edit this because I originally misremembered that it was Charro
She actually did Feliz Navidad, which was equally horrendous.
Gore1FL
(22,918 posts)Clouds Passing
(7,760 posts)sakabatou
(46,038 posts)murielm99
(32,901 posts)The Queen of Christmas.
Ocelot II
(130,105 posts)SuzyandPuffpuff
(486 posts)Hate that song lol
bif
(26,890 posts)wcmagumba
(5,987 posts)I like this one though:
Chasstev365
(7,550 posts)Aristus
(72,016 posts)The lyric "Yet, in thy dark streets shineth..."
PBC_Democrat
(450 posts)This is my 2nd fav version ...
First, by far, is the Celtic Women with Chloe
ret5hd
(22,417 posts)Srkdqltr
(9,651 posts)Orchestra.
Blumancru
(252 posts)He ripped off Stewball (more correctly Skewball) for the melody. He did spare us any Yoko caterwauling on it.
I Found The Brains of Santa Claus is bad
Santa Claus Has Got The AIDS This Year by Tiny Tim is vomit inducing.
Big Blue Marble
(5,683 posts)Many agree. Check out these sites.
https://littledrummerboychallenge.com
https://www.facebook.com/LittleDrummerBoyChallenge
Dorothy V
(501 posts)If that isn't the worst then I don't know what is. If you're feeling masochistic enough you can find the thing on YT.
It makes Little Drummer Boy sound great.
IcyPeas
(25,312 posts)I mean... c'mon... this is art.
Here's the entire Christmas special:
mnhtnbb
(33,288 posts)It really plays up the percussive aspect of the song, as it should.
electric_blue68
(26,693 posts)As far as go; "Grandma Got Runover..., the Chipmonks..., once is quite enough for the season. 😄
Aristus
(72,016 posts)yorkster
(3,772 posts)bif
(26,890 posts)I get so sick of it by the beginning of December. I hate going into stores where it's played constantly. I really can't think of a single one I enjoy.
QueerDuck
(1,452 posts)Sequoia
(12,744 posts)Is downright awful. Lazy greedy woman wanting a sugar daddy.
Harker
(17,683 posts)gay texan
(3,195 posts)Away in a manger
gopiscrap
(24,672 posts)"I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus Underneath the Mistletoe"
yorkster
(3,772 posts)Did the Google and found a video. When it got to "when mama meets jesus", I literally had the wholebody crawling cringies.
Glad I missed that one over the years.
BlueWaveNeverEnd
(13,787 posts)I had to change the radio station..
pansypoo53219
(23,001 posts)Norrrm
(4,672 posts)patphil
(8,935 posts)Captain Zero
(8,846 posts)nt
ProfessorGAC
(76,439 posts)...was "Last Christmas".
How the heck did that become a Christmas song?
First, it's whiny & depressing. Second it has nothing to do with Christmas. The date is merely incidental.
I hate that song.
QueerDuck
(1,452 posts)duckworth969
(1,341 posts)That song is a complete lizard.