"The Sheriff is near...!"

Peter Sellers on patrol, in front of the bank. He tells the blind man playing the accordian that he needs a licaaaance. He then steps in the monkey's crap. The bank gets robbed under his nose, while the robbers drop a bundle of cash, he picks it up and gives it back to them in their getaway car, then tackles the bank manager who was gonna shoot at them. It starts out with him on patrol, smiling at a pretty girl and she spits in his eye.

All of the Ruprict scenes.

😂

Too many people would very offended. The recruiting scene to attack Rock Ridge by all racist stereotypes would offend the magas !

I have the DVD of all the Mel Brooks movies. He is a great writer/director! And if I'm channel surfing and see it on it draws me back in to watch!

racist stereotypes. So true.

It’s just so amusing and well done.

Not really a one joke thing but the whole scene makes me smile.

This scene, starting at 3:22 towards the end of the clip below:

The deadpan look on Jack Benny's face at 3:43 when he is whispered his cue just cracks me up every time!

years.

The horse scene in Police Academy.

The hot pepper scene is funny too. So is the most annoying sound in the world scene.

That dumb movie has some funny scenes lol.

Ministry of Silly Walks in Monty Python’s Now for Something Completely Different.

Woman: "Why is it so important that you find George?" (George is the household dog.)

Cary Grant: "Because he knows where my intercostal clavicle is!"

Woman: "Your WHAT?"

I've seen that 1930s slapstick comedy classic umpteen times, and that scene ALWAYS cracks me up.

 — Ron

from "Take The Money And Run"

to the beginning again and he laughed his ass off. Question for your--is that a take off of "The Birds"? Love. Mel Brooks

Another funny scene from the movie is a scene where the camera is looking from outside as the characters dine. As the camera comes closer to the closed glass paneled door you can hear a mummer of conversation. The camera keeps getting closer to the point it breaks a pane of glass and the characters stop talking and turn to look at the camera as the camera slowly backs out like a person who made a mistake.

"Damn it!! I am a pleasant person. I saw Drum Eatenton at the Piggly Wiggly this morning and I SMILED at the sonofabitch before I could help myself!!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/R6y9cNmCEBw

spaceballs , the went into plaid

look for it .

Liar liar.

The whole movie is a laugh riot!

numerous times and it is still funny.

It's how I stay sane, funny movies & books.

King Arthur: how’d you get to be king?

So clever

I always burst out laughing when she starts singing with joy!

The Steve Martin scene where Audrey 2 is singing, "the guy sure looks like plant food to me"! Martin was such a pig in this show, he truly deserved it and it's just plain hysterical to me!

"A guy named Les is sending you candy?"

"I'm not dead yet!"
Makes me laugh every time.😄

Edited to add: The swallow scene: "What is the speed of a swallow?"

The whole movie of The princess bride. Always makes me smile. 😀

I am curious.

Scene is that Authur and his crew are trying to cross a bridge. There is a gate keeper who asks "What is air speed of a swallow?" When they say "I don't know" the answer triggers something that makes them fly off somewhere and disappear. When the gate keeper asks the question of Authur, his response is "African or European?" The gate keeper pauses, looks puzzled, then says the fatal words, "I don't know". Goodbye, gate keeper! 🤣

When things are going haywire

🤕

giggles...

Plus, Kareem saying: "Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for forty-eight minutes!" is a freaking legendary line!

mental institution because he realizes he is lying for a living.

One of my favs!

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and claiming some of the cash is counterfit. The movie is 'Midnight Run'.

Gas station scene, Oil cans being shot by crazy guy and Steve says, "stay away from these cans, he hates these cans". Also the scene where he is depressed and leaving his fancy house while picking up one odd item after another (ping pong paddle, chair, etc) and saying I don't need anything except this paddle, I need this and so on...very funny to me...

Or Uncle Buck making birthday pancakes with a snow shovel. Or Uncle Buck’s car with the delayed backfire. Or or or!!!!!!

Benjamin?

Yes?

Is there anything you want to tell me?

Well, I really want you to know how much I appreciate . . .

The room number, Benjamin . . .

Nothing tops it.

🎉🥳

“I wasn’t even in aisle 5”

protest scene from Chaplin's Modern Times.

... that there are 10 million Reichsmarks worth of gold in the bank he's guarding. Karl-Otto Alberty does just a magnificent silent take, his eyes getting rounder and rounder before he wheels around and orders his tank crew to blow a hole in the wall. Just cracks me up every time.

-- Mal