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debm55

(61,810 posts) Thu Jan 1, 2026, 10:02 AM Jan 2026

Why did the football coach get mad at the vending machine? He wanted his quarter back

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Why did the football coach get mad at the vending machine? He wanted his quarter back (Original Post) debm55 Jan 2026 OP

He bet the farm on Ohio State last night? GreenWave Jan 2026 #1

Sorry. GreenWave. Great answer, but not correct. Almost went to Ohio State in my younger days. debm55 Jan 2026 #2

Because the entire state of Ohio is mad at the football coach. Irish_Dem Jan 2026 #3

HAHAHAHHHAHH. Sorry Irish_Dem It is true but it is not correct. Ohio State has the best marching band though. debm55 Jan 2026 #4

He wanted his quarter back, but only got a nickelback... MiHale Jan 2026 #5

Thank you very much MiHale. And a Happy New Year to you. debm55 Jan 2026 #6

Lolol JMCKUSICK Jan 2026 #7

GreenWave

(12,801 posts)

1. He bet the farm on Ohio State last night?

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 10:10 AM

Jan 2026

debm55

(61,810 posts)

2. Sorry. GreenWave. Great answer, but not correct. Almost went to Ohio State in my younger days.

Reply to GreenWave (Reply #1)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 10:14 AM

Jan 2026

Irish_Dem

(82,388 posts)

3. Because the entire state of Ohio is mad at the football coach.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 10:24 AM

Jan 2026

So he is taking it on the vending machine.

debm55

(61,810 posts)

4. HAHAHAHHHAHH. Sorry Irish_Dem It is true but it is not correct. Ohio State has the best marching band though.

Reply to Irish_Dem (Reply #3)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 10:28 AM

Jan 2026

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MiHale

(13,176 posts)

5. He wanted his quarter back, but only got a nickelback...

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 11:33 AM

Jan 2026

It’s not called that anymore though…

Happy New Year 🎉🎊🥳

debm55

(61,810 posts)

6. Thank you very much MiHale. And a Happy New Year to you.

Reply to MiHale (Reply #5)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 12:14 PM

Jan 2026

JMCKUSICK

(6,624 posts)

7. Lolol

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Thu Jan 1, 2026, 01:27 PM

Jan 2026

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