the overnight raid

I could see this satirical fictional conversation happening:
Trump: we gotta get this Epstein issue out of the daily news cycle, also I want to look like I thought of it all by myself and make sure I look very, very tough, the strongest President of All time.!
Miller: Sir, let's just illegally do a convert operation in Venezuela. If we kill a few civilians, so what it's the cost of the operation. Hell, we've illegally been killing nearly 150 people in small boats on the high seas for months. all without proof and Coast Guard interdiction.
Whisky Pete & Little Marco $ Bondi: yes Sir, we can keep it in the headlines for a long time to get the stupid people to forget Epstein?
Whisky Pete: Let's send in the SEALS in to do some shooting, kill a few people and capture Maduro and his wife, we'll forget he's leading a sovereign county. We can also blow lots of things things up, make it a good production. We'll put military in danger but who cares, they will follow illegal orders.
Rubio and Bondi: we can bring them to New York by boat and indite them for drug trafficking, that will keep the media an public occupied, they'll forget the Epstein Pedophile stuff.
Bondi: I think I'll have Jean Pirro help me present the case, it's not a turkey sub, you know.
Miller: and our stupid MAGA, Media and the American people won't even remember the Trump just last week officially pardoned, the former convicted President of Honduras, Juan Orlando Hernandez, the very same thing we got Maduro for. Maybe Maduro can buy a pardon in a couple of months, who knows.
Bondi: The trial will be neat, we'll take control of the news cycle for weeks. The media will eat it up. Epstein will be forgotten
Whisky Pete: Gentlemen, even though this operation is costing us 18 to 20 million a day and a billion dollars it's well worth it. And rest assured people won't check this out while food costs and other
costs continue to rise plus multi millions of Americans will lose their medical care and child care, who cares? We surely don't.
Trump: Oops, I dosed off but I like it greatly, it's something we have never seen before, a great American Armada at work. General Caine put this in action. I'm glad I appointed you as Chairman of he joints Chiefs of Staff cause other high ranked Officers that we removed would have asked too many questions so I'd needed to greatly remove them. Caine, Bondi, Whiskey Pete, Rubio and the lovely Josef Goeb, oops, I mean Stephan Miller, it's a go. Let me know because I'm now going to rant on Truth Social and maybe catch a few winks so I don't fall asleep at all my public events. Also remember, I'm the Peace President. Nobel Peace Prize 2026, here I come.
Trump: Tell the chef I want 2 Big Macs , Large Fires and 2 Fish Filets immediately, good night all you lackies, oops, I mean lovely, beautiful Advisors and Cabinet members.