I am glad nobody I know tries to do that to me. I wouldn't maintain as close a relationship after a first incident. Might just be me but, I'm with you on this one.

FFS. We're people, not birds!!

Do you need a fellow Capricorn to come over there and show whoever who's actually the boss??

I still have a broken collarbone so I can't really throw them across the room, thought I might want to.

I don't know who these people are but no one messes with Capricorns!

We have to stick together!

Is horribly rude! “Oh, you’ve never had it made the right way,” or ,” I’ll bet you’ve never had it made like THIS,”. etc.

My husband is like this with a certain type of ketchup he likes. Every time he gets it out he insists I have to try it and every time I have tell him NO. I have told him 1000 times ketchup to me is vile.

but it never fails fast food joints put it on my burgers.

The emphasis is on trying

don't even try to hand me an object without my seeing it first!