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niyad

(130,401 posts) Thu Jan 8, 2026, 08:43 AM Jan 8

My weather guy has announced that he is opening a gym called Resolutions.

It will have exercise equipment for the first two weeks, then it becomes a bar.

Ii predict a very dedicatedl customer base.

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My weather guy has announced that he is opening a gym called Resolutions. (Original Post) niyad Jan 8 OP

🤣🤣🤣 good one!! Srkdqltr Jan 8 #1

Cracked me up. niyad Jan 8 #12

Haha! SheltieLover Jan 8 #2

I just had to share. niyad Jan 8 #11

Thx for the chuckle SheltieLover Jan 8 #14

It wouldn't be complete without mounds of laundry piled on the exercise machines. Intractable Jan 8 #3

Yes, of course! niyad Jan 8 #7

Thanks for the laugh! Marthe48 Jan 8 #4

Only in the sense that he regales us with truly punny joke with each niyad Jan 8 #6

That is hilarious Grim Chieftain Jan 8 #5

I had to share. niyad Jan 8 #10

Thanks for the laugh today, niyad Grim Chieftain Jan 8 #13

A very unique idea. I predict he will get a lot of business. LoisB Jan 8 #8

I agree. niyad Jan 8 #9

Srkdqltr

(9,504 posts)

1. 🤣🤣🤣 good one!!

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Thu Jan 8, 2026, 08:47 AM

Jan 8

niyad

(130,401 posts)

12. Cracked me up.

Reply to Srkdqltr (Reply #1)

Thu Jan 8, 2026, 12:59 PM

Jan 8

SheltieLover

(78,137 posts)

2. Haha!

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Thu Jan 8, 2026, 08:48 AM

Jan 8

Good one!

niyad

(130,401 posts)

11. I just had to share.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #2)

Thu Jan 8, 2026, 12:58 PM

Jan 8

SheltieLover

(78,137 posts)

14. Thx for the chuckle

Reply to niyad (Reply #11)

Thu Jan 8, 2026, 04:16 PM

Jan 8

Intractable

(1,747 posts)

3. It wouldn't be complete without mounds of laundry piled on the exercise machines.

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Thu Jan 8, 2026, 10:05 AM

Jan 8

niyad

(130,401 posts)

7. Yes, of course!

Reply to Intractable (Reply #3)

Thu Jan 8, 2026, 12:31 PM

Jan 8

Marthe48

(22,853 posts)

4. Thanks for the laugh!

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Thu Jan 8, 2026, 10:08 AM

Jan 8

Is he taking his act on the road?

niyad

(130,401 posts)

6. Only in the sense that he regales us with truly punny joke with each

Reply to Marthe48 (Reply #4)

Thu Jan 8, 2026, 12:30 PM

Jan 8

of his daily forecasts.

Grim Chieftain

(1,405 posts)

5. That is hilarious

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Thu Jan 8, 2026, 11:14 AM

Jan 8

Love it!

niyad

(130,401 posts)

10. I had to share.

Reply to Grim Chieftain (Reply #5)

Thu Jan 8, 2026, 12:58 PM

Jan 8

Grim Chieftain

(1,405 posts)

13. Thanks for the laugh today, niyad

Reply to niyad (Reply #10)

Thu Jan 8, 2026, 02:38 PM

Jan 8

A moment of humor is much needed during these times.

LoisB

(12,536 posts)

8. A very unique idea. I predict he will get a lot of business.

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Thu Jan 8, 2026, 12:50 PM

Jan 8

niyad

(130,401 posts)

9. I agree.

Reply to LoisB (Reply #8)

Thu Jan 8, 2026, 12:57 PM

Jan 8

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