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debm55

(60,452 posts) Sat Jan 10, 2026, 12:32 AM Jan 10

I had a joke about paper today, I didn't post it because it was tearable. Post your oneliner.

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I had a joke about paper today, I didn't post it because it was tearable. Post your oneliner. (Original Post) debm55 Jan 10 OP

deb, True Dough Jan 10 #1

I took a nap I just got up . took my meds and hope I get go back to sleep. Thanks True Dough. debm55 Jan 10 #2

I hope True Dough Jan 10 #10

Most bald guys still own a comb. johnp3907 Jan 10 #3

That's so bad... 3catwoman3 Jan 10 #5

This message was self-deleted by its author Sector 001 Jan 10 #4

Never iron a four-leaf clover...... lastlib Jan 10 #6

A truck delivering hair to a wig maufacturer overturned on a mountain road. lastlib Jan 10 #7

A guy was touring an eyeglass factory Endlessmike56 Jan 10 #8

My doctor gave me six months to live JoseBalow Jan 10 #9

True Dough

(26,619 posts)

1. deb,

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Jan 10, 2026, 12:40 AM

Jan 10

Isn't it past your bedtime?

debm55

(60,452 posts)

2. I took a nap I just got up . took my meds and hope I get go back to sleep. Thanks True Dough.

Reply to True Dough (Reply #1)

Sat Jan 10, 2026, 12:48 AM

Jan 10

True Dough

(26,619 posts)

10. I hope

Reply to debm55 (Reply #2)

Sat Jan 10, 2026, 05:15 AM

Jan 10

you're sleeping like a baby.

johnp3907

(4,304 posts)

3. Most bald guys still own a comb.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Jan 10, 2026, 12:57 AM

Jan 10

They just can't part with it.

3catwoman3

(29,361 posts)

5. That's so bad...

Reply to johnp3907 (Reply #3)

Sat Jan 10, 2026, 01:22 AM

Jan 10

…it’s good -

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Sector 001 This message was self-deleted by its author.

lastlib

(28,228 posts)

6. Never iron a four-leaf clover......

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Jan 10, 2026, 01:25 AM

Jan 10

Don't press your luck.

The doctor said he could knock the patient out with gas or a boat paddle. It was an Ether/Oar situation.

lastlib

(28,228 posts)

7. A truck delivering hair to a wig maufacturer overturned on a mountain road.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Jan 10, 2026, 01:29 AM

Jan 10

Police are still combing through the wreckage. The driver was uninjured and in good humor despite his brush with death. He said that hairpin turn was pretty dangerous.

Endlessmike56

(189 posts)

8. A guy was touring an eyeglass factory

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Jan 10, 2026, 01:40 AM

Jan 10

He fell into one of the machines and made a spectacle of himself

JoseBalow

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9. My doctor gave me six months to live

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Jan 10, 2026, 01:41 AM

Jan 10

I told him I couldn't pay his bill, so he gave me six more months.

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