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debm55

(61,251 posts) Sat Jan 10, 2026, 12:32 AM Jan 2026

I had a joke about paper today, I didn't post it because it was tearable. Post your oneliner.

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I had a joke about paper today, I didn't post it because it was tearable. Post your oneliner. (Original Post) debm55 Jan 2026 OP

deb, True Dough Jan 2026 #1

I took a nap I just got up . took my meds and hope I get go back to sleep. Thanks True Dough. debm55 Jan 2026 #2

I hope True Dough Jan 2026 #10

Most bald guys still own a comb. johnp3907 Jan 2026 #3

That's so bad... 3catwoman3 Jan 2026 #5

This message was self-deleted by its author Sector 001 Jan 2026 #4

Never iron a four-leaf clover...... lastlib Jan 2026 #6

A truck delivering hair to a wig maufacturer overturned on a mountain road. lastlib Jan 2026 #7

A guy was touring an eyeglass factory Endlessmike56 Jan 2026 #8

My doctor gave me six months to live JoseBalow Jan 2026 #9

True Dough

(27,130 posts)

1. deb,

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Jan 10, 2026, 12:40 AM

Jan 2026

Isn't it past your bedtime?

debm55

(61,251 posts)

2. I took a nap I just got up . took my meds and hope I get go back to sleep. Thanks True Dough.

Reply to True Dough (Reply #1)

Sat Jan 10, 2026, 12:48 AM

Jan 2026

True Dough

(27,130 posts)

10. I hope

Reply to debm55 (Reply #2)

Sat Jan 10, 2026, 05:15 AM

Jan 2026

you're sleeping like a baby.

johnp3907

(4,328 posts)

3. Most bald guys still own a comb.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Jan 10, 2026, 12:57 AM

Jan 2026

They just can't part with it.

3catwoman3

(29,680 posts)

5. That's so bad...

Reply to johnp3907 (Reply #3)

Sat Jan 10, 2026, 01:22 AM

Jan 2026

…it’s good -

Response to debm55 (Original post)

Sector 001 This message was self-deleted by its author.

lastlib

(28,478 posts)

6. Never iron a four-leaf clover......

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Jan 10, 2026, 01:25 AM

Jan 2026

Don't press your luck.

The doctor said he could knock the patient out with gas or a boat paddle. It was an Ether/Oar situation.

lastlib

(28,478 posts)

7. A truck delivering hair to a wig maufacturer overturned on a mountain road.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Jan 10, 2026, 01:29 AM

Jan 2026

Police are still combing through the wreckage. The driver was uninjured and in good humor despite his brush with death. He said that hairpin turn was pretty dangerous.

Endlessmike56

(228 posts)

8. A guy was touring an eyeglass factory

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Jan 10, 2026, 01:40 AM

Jan 2026

He fell into one of the machines and made a spectacle of himself

JoseBalow

(9,650 posts)

9. My doctor gave me six months to live

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sat Jan 10, 2026, 01:41 AM

Jan 2026

I told him I couldn't pay his bill, so he gave me six more months.

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