Airplane (1980)

By the way, if you think roosters aren't incredibly fierce, Google "roosters defending themselves", it can really wake you to facts.

"As you wish !!!!"



Princess bride

There were so many great lines;

He's just mostly dead.

Because I know something you don't know...I'm not left handed, there's something I ought to tell you, I'm not left handed either.

We could go on forever in this wonderful movie.

"I? A fiend?'

Thanks!

It is on You Tube

(Does anyone know what movie the line is from?)

My professor was in line ahead of us, turned around, recognized me, and got a “Why aren’t you home studying for my final?” look on his face.

(Damn, they don't have the specific scene on Youtube.)

It is from one of my favorite movies, and stars three of my favorite actors... including a young Matthew Broderick in his third film.

Oh Yeah? Clap!

https://clip.cafe/buffy-the-vampire-slayer-1992/were-immortal-buffy/
Always cracks me up

Adding, cause he only has one hand. Explaining the joke...my bad

Spinal Tap

"It's called 'Lick my Love Pump.'"

Yep! That's one for me for sure.

You wrote the line exactly as he said it. Spial Tap is one of the greats!

Nigel, on mysterious death of drummer Eric “Stumpy Joe” Childs, who choked to death on someone else's vomit.

I guess!

............two left feet.........

Dr. Strangelove.

"I'm shocked! Shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!"

"Your winnings sir"

" Ahh, thank you!"

Perfect - "I'm shocked, shocked..........."

Jerry (pulling off wig): "I'm a man!"
Osgood: "Well, nobody's perfect!"

But I still remember when Jimmy Durante kicked the bucket in It's a Mad ... World. It was the first laugh of the movie and I never stopped after that.

A favorite of mine too

High Road to China in response to a question of what
else could be revealed about the whereabouts of the heroine's father. It had Tom Selleck in it.

From Life of Brian

MANDY: What star sign is he?
WISE MAN #2: Uh, Capricorn.
MANDY: Uhh, Capricorn, eh? What are they like?
WISE MAN #2: Ooh, but... he is the son of God, our Messiah.
WISE MAN #1: King of the Jews.
MANDY: And that's Capricorn, is it?
WISE MAN #2: Uh, no, no, no. That's just him.
MANDY: Ohh, I was going to say, 'Otherwise, there'd be a lot of them.' sniff

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Bonus from TV land:
"My cat's breath smells like cat food", Ralph Wiggums. Words to live by, really.

I Blazing Saddles

Keeping that in mind, the funniest line in film history is, "I'll have what she's having," from When Harry Met Sally, IMHO. But I've always liked Ali MacGraw's response to Richard Benjamin's "I'm not a planner, I'm a liver" in Goodbye, Columbus. "I'm a pancreas," she says.

“That explains the dream then.”

"Not Yet!"

I know you all know this one!

Walter Matthau in the best movie ever made: "A New Leaf" written by Elaine May

Another segment of hilarity:

Poverty is the general state of lacking sufficient resources, while penury signifies extreme, desperate poverty, an oppressive lack of money for even basic necessities like food and shelter, often implying destitution or being destitute.

That’s Mike Nichols

I was going to make espresso...

From Young Frankenstein. I was laughing so hard at that whole scene, then that part just brought me to tears. And more than once.

There are so many, but the three I liked most are:

Jesus Quintana - “Nobody fucks with The Jesus.”

Walter Sobchack - “Nihilists! … Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.”

Walter Sobchak - “Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon … with nail polish.”

Ted: Remember when we were freshmen and your mom was a senior?

Bill: Shut up, Ted

Ted: remember when I asked your mom to the prom?

Bill: Shut up, Ted!

From who killed Roger Rabbit: You mean you could’ve got out of those handcuffs anytime?
Not anytime only when it was funny

From Young Frankenstein.

Yes!

There's a good documentary on about Gene Wilder (I think it's been around awhile) and the Puttin' on the Ritz" scene is brought up.

and get a shitload of dimes.

"Loser!...Idiot!...Wimp!...Degenerate!...Sssslut!!" Boardroom scene from Liar Liar.

"I'm gonna bite my pillow, is what I'm gonna do!",

Countess Alexandrovna: You are the greatest lover I've ever had.
Boris: Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone.

"Well I say we hire a couple of wranglers to go upstairs and beat the shit out of him!"