these are more my style:

Some people are so creative!

They'd probably go blind real fast, though.

horn honking!

a honking good deal!

Nothing, but I don't care for mittens. I want the fingers freed up.
I suppose really good mittens would be good for snow blowing, but for me, not much else.

But, the loose knit scared me off.
I stuck with ski gloves.

20 years doing HVAC for a school district with a boatload of roof top units. There's no way I could have done some of that work with gloves on.

I had a hard time dealing with gloves when I was working in the lab.
On scale-up work, dealing with 50, 100, or 500 gallon reactors, I was ok with gloves.
But, not in the lab. Even butyl rubber made things difficult.

I would not want the attention of my large beaked neighbors.

And I’d clack my fingers and make goose noises.

Even if it attracted the Liberty emu.

I found a pair for you.