Cats don't have to go outside in the rain or snow to go to the bathroom.
Cats can jump to almost any place in the house where they aren't supposed to be.
Cats aren't expected to obey humans.

acknowledge their existence. They understand my redesign of furniture and carpets are gifts I confer upon them. They understand the necessity of me singing my songs to elders.I don’t have to go outside to relieve myself.

preferably to be one of my cats. I don't think reincarnation can do that, but my cats are always treated as royalty.