But that chocolate looks waxy and the peanut butter grainy…too much sugar.

At least we'd know you went out with wet pants and a smile on your chocolately-peanut butter face!

Back in my youth anyway. Too much peanut butter can be hard to swallow. That candy bar has entirely too much peanut butter.

It's nice to be remembered fondly though.

It's not Godiva, but Buc-ee stuff is pretty good by gas station standards

Burn at least a portion of the calories you're consuming!

but that is Horse Choking™ size.