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LuckyCharms

(22,726 posts)
Wed Apr 22, 2026, 02:16 PM Wednesday

A man awoke and glanced at his clock. It was 7:07 AM.

Then he looks at the calendar. It is July 7th, the seventh day of the seventh month.

He goes to a local coffee shop to get some breakfast and a coffee. The final price happens to be seven dollars and seventy seven cents. Then, he is about to get on the bus to work, and notices that it is bus number 777.

He thinks, “All these sevens? The universe must be trying to tell me something". So he goes back home, jumps in his car, and drives to the bank. He asks the banker how much money is in his savings account. It was 7,777 dollars and 77 cents. So he takes all the money out of his savings, and drives over to the horse races. As it happens, the horse race is the 77th annual derby in his town. He takes all of his money, 7,777 dollars and 77 cents, and puts it all on horse #7, named Lucky Number Seven.

The horse came in seventh.

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A man awoke and glanced at his clock. It was 7:07 AM. (Original Post) LuckyCharms Wednesday OP
Hilarious 😂😂 TommieMommy Wednesday #1
Of course markie Wednesday #2
Wow. You described my life. NNadir Wednesday #3
I gave up on drinking 7 and 7 a long time ago. Onthefly Wednesday #4
Could have been 77th. What a win that would have been! littlemissmartypants Wednesday #5
Oh ouch, how terribly cruel PatSeg Wednesday #6
"Numbers. We count on them. They always add up. Aristus Wednesday #7
That makes me feel philosophical about life. It was a wise man who said,... LudwigPastorius Wednesday #8
"Rotate your tires." lastlib Wednesday #12
"Hire people with hooks"... n/t TygrBright Wednesday #14
Hahaha. Good one. Joinfortmill Wednesday #9
All Joking Aside, About 6 Years Ago, For A Straight Week,.... ColoringFool Wednesday #10
Thanks UpInArms Wednesday #11
""" AllaN01Bear Wednesday #13
The Orical NEVER lies... reACTIONary Wednesday #15
Good one! Lol Emile Wednesday #16

Aristus

(72,361 posts)
7. "Numbers. We count on them. They always add up.
Wed Apr 22, 2026, 04:21 PM
Wednesday

We rely on them. They never let us down. Unless those numbers are entered in a ledger in an unreliable accounting firm in……the Twilight Zone…”

LudwigPastorius

(14,880 posts)
8. That makes me feel philosophical about life. It was a wise man who said,...
Wed Apr 22, 2026, 04:24 PM
Wednesday

"Let not the sands of time get in your lunch, and reflect that whatever fortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Milwaukee."

ColoringFool

(863 posts)
10. All Joking Aside, About 6 Years Ago, For A Straight Week,....
Wed Apr 22, 2026, 04:39 PM
Wednesday

I dreamt of the number 12 and the color RED. Sometimes on a door. Sometimes in BLOOD. For one week.

That week-end, I went to what was then a rather new casino in town. Decided to walk around. Got to the Roulette table, wheel about to be spun. I KNEW, but I didn't know how to bet, so I just stood there, watching the ball tumble into RED 12.

KID YOU NOT.

But wait; there's more! That evening I noticed BLOOD, IYKWIM. Sure enough, I needed a colonoscopy.

So my dreams of premonition were a 2-fer!

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