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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWhat did the bath tub say to the toilet? Answer is you look flushed or you look drained.
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What did the bath tub say to the toilet? Answer is you look flushed or you look drained. (Original Post)
debm55
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displacedvermoter
(4,947 posts)1. You look flushed!
debm55
(61,421 posts)4. Congadulations, you are correct.
LogDog75
(1,360 posts)2. You look a little flushed.
debm55
(61,421 posts)5. Congratulations you are correct.
John1956PA
(5,104 posts)3. "I am feeling drained."
debm55
(61,421 posts)6. Good answer, I will include also. Congratulations,
John1956PA
(5,104 posts)15. Thanks for the thread. Please see my follow-up comment below.
debm55
(61,421 posts)17. Your very welcome, John1956PA
displacedvermoter
(4,947 posts)7. Outstanding!
John1956PA
(5,104 posts)14. "Shut your trap!" might work as well. I appreciate clean bathroom humor.
debm55
(61,421 posts)18. Good one, John1956PA
LuckyCharms
(23,056 posts)8. Deb, that bathtub was a real mouthy piece of work...
so the better question would be...
What DIDN'T the bathtub say to the toilet, over and over again, obnoxiously?
debm55
(61,421 posts)10. HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, Thank you Lucky.
debm55
(61,421 posts)16. HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA. thank you Lucky.
LuckyCharms
(23,056 posts)9. Deb, the bathtub was so angry that
it reverted to archaic English language, and screamed at the toilet:
MOISTEN THY BOWL AND PREPARE FOR BATTLE, THOU WRETCHED WATER BEAST!
debm55
(61,421 posts)11. Oh you. HAHAHAHHAHAHHAH.
some_of_us_are_sane
(3,530 posts)12. To quote Beyonce....
"If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it!"
debm55
(61,421 posts)13. HAHAHAHHAHAHAH. Thank you , some_of_us_ are_sane.