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sl8

(16,245 posts) Sat Jan 28, 2023, 06:47 AM Jan 2023

TikTok pastor says he went to hell and heard demons torturing sinners with Rihanna's 'Umbrella'

https://ew.com/music/tiktok-pastor-went-to-hell-demons-torturing-victims-with-rihanna-umbrella/

TikTok pastor says he went to hell and heard demons torturing sinners with Rihanna's 'Umbrella'

The viral Texas pastor says the demonic forces were also reciting lyrics to Bob Marley and Jazmine Sullivan tunes.

By Joey Nolfi
January 26, 2023 at 12:25 PM EST

A TikTok pastor says that before Rihanna landed her gig as a Super Bowl 2023 halftime show performer, the pop star was headlining in the depths of hell.

Gerald Johnson, a religious figure and leader of the Gerald A. Johnson Ministries in Texas, shared a video on the social media site recalling a 2016 journey to Satan's playground, which occurred after his spirit left his body and traveled to the center of the earth. That's "where hell is," he said in the clip below.

There, he was treated to the perks of the fiery abyss, including what can only be described as a performance art piece involving a man — burned from head to toe — being dog-walked by a demon holding a chain. Then, pardon the pun, all hell broke loose.

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TikTok pastor says he went to hell and heard demons torturing sinners with Rihanna's 'Umbrella' (Original Post) sl8 Jan 2023 OP

Why they let him go.................... Lovie777 Jan 2023 #1

Hahaha lol... Bluethroughu Jan 2023 #11

Gee, if these pastors keep sending all these performers to "hell," all his parishioners are gonna hlthe2b Jan 2023 #2

I want to know who these people are that believe him, just in case dewsgirl Jan 2023 #3

religion is proof people can be made to believe anything Skittles Jan 2023 #5

Except inconvenient truth. dchill Jan 2023 #7

Religion is George Santos's next career move. SergeStorms Jan 2023 #8

Sounds like he was... 2naSalit Jan 2023 #4

My idea of hell is encountering people like this pastor. Nt spooky3 Jan 2023 #6

A real Hell would prove a limited God sanatanadharma Jan 2023 #9

"Is this hell?" "No sir, it's Hella, Hella, Hella." tanyev Jan 2023 #10

Lovie777

(15,009 posts)

1. Why they let him go....................

Reply to sl8 (Original post)

Sat Jan 28, 2023, 06:52 AM

Jan 2023

obviously that is where he belongs.

Bluethroughu

(5,779 posts)

11. Hahaha lol...

Reply to Lovie777 (Reply #1)

Sat Jan 28, 2023, 09:05 AM

Jan 2023

I thought the same thing!

hlthe2b

(106,365 posts)

2. Gee, if these pastors keep sending all these performers to "hell," all his parishioners are gonna

Reply to sl8 (Original post)

Sat Jan 28, 2023, 06:54 AM

Jan 2023

want to go THERE.

dewsgirl

(14,964 posts)

3. I want to know who these people are that believe him, just in case

Reply to sl8 (Original post)

Sat Jan 28, 2023, 06:55 AM

Jan 2023

I may come in contact with one of them. FFS How are there so many people willing to believe absolutely anything in this country? Until 2016 I actually thought there was only a handful of these people, then I really started following politics, boy was I wrong. SMH

Skittles

(159,374 posts)

5. religion is proof people can be made to believe anything

Reply to dewsgirl (Reply #3)

Sat Jan 28, 2023, 06:59 AM

Jan 2023

and hoo boy, do they ever

dchill

(40,478 posts)

7. Except inconvenient truth.

Reply to Skittles (Reply #5)

Sat Jan 28, 2023, 07:35 AM

Jan 2023

SergeStorms

(19,312 posts)

8. Religion is George Santos's next career move.

Reply to dewsgirl (Reply #3)

Sat Jan 28, 2023, 08:07 AM

Jan 2023

Lie your ass off, tell everyone ONLY YOU can be believed, tell them what they want to hear, and pass that collection plate on a continuous loop, because god needs money. LOTS of money! Tax free, of course. 😉

If that's not a perfect racket for George Santos, I don't know what is.

2naSalit

(92,732 posts)

4. Sounds like he was...

Reply to sl8 (Original post)

Sat Jan 28, 2023, 06:57 AM

Jan 2023

Checking out the seating arrangements.

spooky3

(36,209 posts)

6. My idea of hell is encountering people like this pastor. Nt

Reply to sl8 (Original post)

Sat Jan 28, 2023, 07:14 AM

Jan 2023

sanatanadharma

(4,074 posts)

9. A real Hell would prove a limited God

Reply to sl8 (Original post)

Sat Jan 28, 2023, 08:15 AM

Jan 2023

If a place, Hell, is really existent and God can't be found there, it would prove God is not:
Omnipresent (can't be everywhere if there is a place God is not)
Omnipotent (can't be all power if there is a place God can't go)*
Omniscient (can't be all knowing if there is a place God's knowledge can't reach)

* If God has the power to enter Hell but does not, then the omni-benevolence of God is negated, as God is deliberately ignoring some of God's creatures.

tanyev

(44,517 posts)

10. "Is this hell?" "No sir, it's Hella, Hella, Hella."

Reply to sl8 (Original post)

Sat Jan 28, 2023, 08:26 AM

Jan 2023

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