Very grateful for his work. Thanks for posting it.

“His beard looks like a merkin”

I do not like that man Ted Cruz,
I do not like his far-right views.
I do not like his stupid chin,
I do not like his smarmy grin.
I do not like him with a beard,
I do not like him freshly sheared.
I do not like Ted Cruz at all,
That man Ted Cruz can suck my balls.

I do not like that man Ted Cruz
I do not like him in the news
I do not like what he just said
I do not like his boxy head
I do not like him wearing glasses
I do not like him kissing asses
I wish he’d never get one vote
That man Ted Cruz can lick my scrote.

I do not like that man Ted Cruz
I do not like his backward views
I do not like his stupid suits
I do not like his cowboy boots
I do not like him when he sneezes
I do not like him eating cheeses
I hate to see his dumb face smirkin'
Because his beard looks like a merkin.

I do not like that man Ted Cruz
I do not like his far right views
I do not like him in these reeds
I do not like him when he feeds
I do not like him by a wall
I do not like this shit at all
I do not like him as Santa’s elf
That man Ted Cruz can fuck himself.