Imagine Koch-a-rado and Brownback mountain.

If Colorado is turned over to the Koch brother’s this will be the state of our state:

1. Hip will be a body part that old people complain about. No amount of marijuana will save us.

2. Kansas-style budgets like those of Sam Brownback will permanently ruin Colorado. Even though Colorado and Kansas have a balanced budget law, we’ll still have a Brownback mountain of budget trouble.

3. You’ll never see the mountains again. The air pollution will obscure them until the acid rain erodes them.

4. College tuition will go through the roof as it did when Bill Owens and the GOP ran the state into the ground in the 2000’s.

5. Republicans will steal every penny they can just as they did when Bill Owens was in charge.

6. War with Mexico. Bob Beauprez, the Koch’s governor, has already promised to send the National Guard to the border. Yes, after the fracking earthquakes, Koch-a-rado will border Mexico.

7. Texas-style abortion bans will come to misogynist Koch-a-rado .

8. Education will be so bad that when you apply for a job just being from this state will disqualify you for the job.

9. Got infrastructure? Not for long in Koch-a-rado.

10. A gun in every pocket and a massacre in every school. The legacy of Bill Owens will be resurrected with your kids dying for the rights of gun nuts. And then the NRA will hold a convention in Denver just to rub it in your face just like they did after Columbine.

Finally, a message from the new governor and red state legislature: frack YOU!