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mahatmakanejeeves

(60,926 posts) Mon Mar 6, 2023, 11:29 AM Mar 2023

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What the holy Helen of Troy Happened?!?!

There's an explanation in the comments.

1000 WORDS, DRIVING DANGEROUSLY, MOUNT VERNON SQUANGLE, SHAW

What the holy Helen of Troy Happened?!?!

Prince Of Petworth March 5, 2023 at 1:55pm

9th Street, NW between L and M

Thanks to all who emailed/messaged us this insanity: “Have no idea how this happened. 9th & M NW DC, 12:30 PM”

# parking

lisaamore
21 hours ago

The owner of TG Cigars, a cigar shop located just a few feet away, was the driver of the Range Rover. She plowed into the black sedan while parking illegally in a No Parking Zone. In turn, the black sedan hit the blue sedan with such force that it ended up on top of the black sedan. There are two more damaged vehicles as well. My neighbor came across the scene just as Ms. Dawit was talking to EMTs in the back of the ambulance and he heard her identify herself.

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What the holy Helen of Troy Happened?!?! (Original Post) mahatmakanejeeves Mar 2023 OP

Fighting over a parking space, I can't tell who won. MLAA Mar 2023 #1

The space was tight but they fit it in. bullimiami Mar 2023 #2

Thanks, probably, to the new auto park features! MLAA Mar 2023 #6

Car sex Wicked Blue Mar 2023 #3

Nice tight parallel parking there. CanonRay Mar 2023 #4

Self-parking technology might need a little more work... unblock Mar 2023 #5

So, would this possibly be the answer to... 2naSalit Mar 2023 #7

Even I don't parallel park this bad. Irish_Dem Mar 2023 #8

As a driver of a really low sedan, I've often thought that if someone behind me at a sinkingfeeling Mar 2023 #9

MLAA

(18,598 posts)

1. Fighting over a parking space, I can't tell who won.

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Mar 6, 2023, 11:31 AM

Mar 2023

bullimiami

(13,989 posts)

2. The space was tight but they fit it in.

Reply to MLAA (Reply #1)

Mon Mar 6, 2023, 11:39 AM

Mar 2023

MLAA

(18,598 posts)

6. Thanks, probably, to the new auto park features!

Reply to bullimiami (Reply #2)

Mon Mar 6, 2023, 11:55 AM

Mar 2023

Wicked Blue

(6,647 posts)

3. Car sex

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Mar 6, 2023, 11:46 AM

Mar 2023

Cars get pretty kinky at times

CanonRay

(14,858 posts)

4. Nice tight parallel parking there.

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Mar 6, 2023, 11:52 AM

Mar 2023

unblock

(54,150 posts)

5. Self-parking technology might need a little more work...

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Mar 6, 2023, 11:53 AM

Mar 2023

2naSalit

(92,668 posts)

7. So, would this possibly be the answer to...

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Mar 6, 2023, 12:01 PM

Mar 2023

The question:

How can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?

Irish_Dem

(57,371 posts)

8. Even I don't parallel park this bad.

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Mar 6, 2023, 12:22 PM

Mar 2023

sinkingfeeling

(52,988 posts)

9. As a driver of a really low sedan, I've often thought that if someone behind me at a

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Mar 6, 2023, 12:32 PM

Mar 2023

traffic light didn't stop, I'd be driven under the massive SUV in front of me.

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