Gives me time to peruse the candidates and see what other think about them...
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If so, that was hilarious. Pretend you are "obviously" stealing a candy bar. Store cop follows you like a shadow, Then when I buy my stuff, the store cop is waiting to pounce on you, but you cut out of line, returned the candy bar. The store cop chases you down and says "You think you are funny?" You say, Get your candy bar out of my face! I say are you some crazy candy bar salesperson too cheap to give free samples?

He blunders, I'm the store cop. I say hey everybody this guy is the store cop! Isn't he doing a great job disguising himself? Buddy flees the scene.
He asks me, Where is your buddy?"
I say what buddy?