Unintended consequences of "Right-to-Work"(for LESS)

"Bubba! Get your ass in here!"

"Yeah, Boss, what's up?"

"So you were 'sick' again yesterday. Every Monday, your wife calls in because you're 'sick'. Y'know what? I say you're too damn hung-over to come to work, that what I think, and your ass is FIRED!"

"You cain't fire me! Let's get the union in here and see what they gotta say about that!(this is great, since they put that new law in, I get my fights fought and I don't hafta pay)

"Uh, Bubba?"

"Yeah?"

"There ain't a Union here anymore. as of yesterday, they were de-ceritified. Only paying members left were the E-Committee and 3 shop stewards, so they folded up. Now, you know Frank from the Sheriff's department here? He's gonna make sure you get your tools and leave real nice and quiet. Good luck, Bubba..."