Ozzy Ozbourne for Vice Principal.
Marilyn Manson for Phy Ed Director.
And Rosemary's Baby for School Nurse.

because DeSatan hates the separation of church and state, and it's hot as hell here most of the time. Come on down, public school privatization is going strong (but don't, whatever you do, mention diversity. Just focus on the religion part and the money will flow).

Liberals and progressives don't take advantage of these private school voucher laws. I know Democrats want to fund public education, but opening liberal private schools and taking voucher money for them would be a great way to stick an eye in Republican extremists. Our values, the very values that they're trying to outlaw, could be taught there, and they couldn't do anything about it because if they tried it could be challenged under equal protection. The private liberal academies could pop up and teach the new AP African American studies course, teach the correct view of the history of slavery, talk about lgbtq issues without censorship, and more. If they try to stop it sue to keep right wing Christian schools from teaching their right wing extremist curriculums.

Man the pukes couldn't wait to shut him down. Maybe he was hitting too close to home?