Zuckerberg Enters 20th Hour Explaining To Chuck Grassley That Hes Not The Youve Got Mail Guy

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Mr. Zuckerberg, my grandson already told me about the social medias,” Grassley said. “So I think I know exactly who you are, and you’re going to have to answer some tough questions.”

Zuckerberg swallowed.

“You mean about Russians using my site to help inject anti-Clinton propaganda into the election discourse,” Zuckerberg asked.

Grassley laughed.

“No, young whippersnapper! I haven’t cared about the RAYSHUNS since a Republican was elected,” Senator Grassley said. “I wanna know how YOU know I’ve got mail.”

Mr. Zuckerberg didn’t know what Grassley meant.

“I don’t know what you mean, Senator,” Zuckerberg said.

“I mean, every time I log onto the onlines, I hear this spry, young voice yelling at me. It says, and I quote,” Grassley picked up a piece of paper in front of him and adjusted his glasses. “You’ve got mail! Now, tell me, Mr. Zuckerberg, how do you know I’ve got mail? Do you break into my eee-lectronic mailbox and look?”