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Related: About this forumNaked teen covered in ranch dressing crashes at Kansas gas station, sheriff says
https://www.kansas.com/news/local/crime/article246541448.html(audio at link)
Naked teen covered in ranch dressing crashes at Kansas gas station, sheriff says
BY JASON TIDD
OCTOBER 18, 2020 03:07 PM, UPDATED OCTOBER 18, 2020 03:48 PM
A teenage boy who was naked and covered in ranch dressing crashed a vehicle at a Kansas gas station early Saturday morning.
The disturbance was reported to 911 at around 3:30 a.m. at the Petro Deli convenience store, the Shawnee County Sheriffs Office said in a statement.
A 17-year-old male was naked and under the influence of a substance, the sheriffs office said. He covered himself in ranch dressing, damaged property inside a business, ran outside and jumped into a running vehicle, and then crashed into a nearby pillar.
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Naked teen covered in ranch dressing crashes at Kansas gas station, sheriff says (Original Post)
sl8
Oct 2020
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I don't get it. Is he naked? - not dressed. Or covered in ranch? - a dressing.
Beakybird
Oct 2020
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Beakybird
(3,396 posts)1. I don't get it. Is he naked? - not dressed. Or covered in ranch? - a dressing.
sl8
(16,265 posts)2. LOL. Yes, under international salad rules, he is dressed. n/t
International Salad Rules...
Sherman A1
(38,958 posts)3. Well I guess he's sorta
Tossed into the scene.
lapfog_1
(30,231 posts)4. sadly the state of my birth
may be competing with Florida for "idiotic weird people".
sl8
(16,265 posts)5. Well, most of us are born in a state of nakedness, but ranch dressing?
LW1977
(1,408 posts)6. "Under the influence of a substance."
Ya dont say..
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Cirque du So-What
(27,612 posts)9. Is it safe to visit this convenience store yet?
It romaines to be seen.
kirkuchiyo
(402 posts)10. Uhhh...
Lettuce forget you said that...
CaptYossarian
(6,448 posts)11. Is it time for Monday MadLibs again?
That was a short weekend.
Bonus points for not choosing Florida again.