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sl8

(16,265 posts)
Mon Oct 19, 2020, 08:26 AM Oct 2020

Naked teen covered in ranch dressing crashes at Kansas gas station, sheriff says

https://www.kansas.com/news/local/crime/article246541448.html
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Naked teen covered in ranch dressing crashes at Kansas gas station, sheriff says

BY JASON TIDD
OCTOBER 18, 2020 03:07 PM, UPDATED OCTOBER 18, 2020 03:48 PM

A teenage boy who was naked and covered in ranch dressing crashed a vehicle at a Kansas gas station early Saturday morning.

The disturbance was reported to 911 at around 3:30 a.m. at the Petro Deli convenience store, the Shawnee County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement.

“A 17-year-old male was naked and under the influence of a substance,” the sheriff’s office said. “He covered himself in ranch dressing, damaged property inside a business, ran outside and jumped into a running vehicle, and then crashed into a nearby pillar.”

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Naked teen covered in ranch dressing crashes at Kansas gas station, sheriff says (Original Post) sl8 Oct 2020 OP
I don't get it. Is he naked? - not dressed. Or covered in ranch? - a dressing. Beakybird Oct 2020 #1
LOL. Yes, under international salad rules, he is dressed. n/t sl8 Oct 2020 #2
+1 Raster Oct 2020 #7
Well I guess he's sorta Sherman A1 Oct 2020 #3
sadly the state of my birth lapfog_1 Oct 2020 #4
Well, most of us are born in a state of nakedness, but ranch dressing? sl8 Oct 2020 #5
"Under the influence of a substance." LW1977 Oct 2020 #6
This message was self-deleted by its author Freelancer Oct 2020 #8
Is it safe to visit this convenience store yet? Cirque du So-What Oct 2020 #9
Uhhh... kirkuchiyo Oct 2020 #10
Is it time for Monday MadLibs again? CaptYossarian Oct 2020 #11

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CaptYossarian

(6,448 posts)
11. Is it time for Monday MadLibs again?
Mon Oct 19, 2020, 09:53 AM
Oct 2020

That was a short weekend.

Bonus points for not choosing Florida again.

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