being excited about the Browns in recent years has been a sign of severe delusions.

They're at 17-1 odds to win the SB right now, which around 10th highest (out of 32 teams).

Baker Mayfield has turned that team around, people wanna play for 'em now. If Kareem Hunt gets back in the league (Browns signed him) they're gonna be downright scary.

Snip--"Officers found the boy in the street who told them he was celebrating the fact that the Cleveland Browns acquired Beckham.

After everyone shared a few moments of celebration, the boy agreed to quiet down and go home, Shaker Heights Police Commander John Cole said. He resumed his festivities without bothering the neighbors.

The woman stayed in the car with her children until police arrived and the situation was under control."


Neighbor woman is a bad neighbor and an asshole.

A "frantic" call? C'mon.

no matter what the kid's color of skin.

How 'bout you?

Talk about knee-jerk reactions . . . .

Fer instance, if I just won the Lotto, I'd prolly be running up and down the street, too. Probably naked, with a bottle of Taittinger in one hand and a smokeable substance in the other. Screaming at the top of my lungs.

People need to get a grip. Not everything is the end of the world.

on "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" on NPR. It sounded pretty funny there.